[Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl

[Ragus]

Be like *sigh* I got a small a small dick :ok:.  Tell her you started takin some penis-enlargement pills, then wait a while later like i dunno a month (?) or whatever, then call/msg her be all exited like "yo them pills actually worked!, come look at ma dick now!, then before you show it to her get like a semi, make your dick as big you can just short of a hard-on, then be all like uh huh    https://youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

[Infinityshock]

Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...

[constantinople]

Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...

bite your fucking tongue. Actor is a sage beyond all understanding or comprehension.

[Soso0]

Did this work for you OP

[Infinityshock]

Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...

bite your fucking tongue. Actor is a sage beyond all understanding or comprehension.

Beyond understanding or comprehension is right

[Ragus]

Did this work for you OP

Told her them pills was bouts to be all gone, and I'd let her ride it before it went back to being tiny.  yaddya yadyya: it worked