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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2014, 01:16:47 pm »
Nothing on zoklet was memorable other than armsmerchant being on that tv show. you 're a socially deprived faggot if you found any of that e-drama to be the slightest bit entertaining .


that cop show? He shouldn't have given the cop permission to search his car and asked for a warrant instead of waiting for the cop to fuck his shit and then revoking the permission.
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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2014, 09:48:54 pm »
I still chuckle over the LSD/starbucks incident from time to time.

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2014, 01:56:30 am »
I still chuckle over the LSD/starbucks incident from time to time.

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2014, 02:08:37 am »
I havent heard this one. Care telling

One of the BLTC mods, Legalize Spiritual Discovery, apparently left one of those bottled frappuccino things in his fridge and his mom (who he was living with without paying rent) drank it. He proceeded to punch her, she called the cops, he got arrested. There was a news article about it with his mugshot. The reporter commented on his "neckbeard" and that became a running joke. LSD couldn't post without someone (normally several people) calling him out for beating up his mom. It was hilarious.

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2014, 02:22:47 am »
Zok "losing" two weeks worth of posts
Lanny getting demodded and banned by his own gaggle of arsekissers
RDProgrammer
ArmsMerchant featured on Alaskan Troopers
wires vs kinkou
kinkou vs Metaphysicist
zok's TTFN

ahhh.. those were the days


SpecGuru thinking he was relevant, ah... good times... good times...

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2014, 03:07:51 am »
all my best memories are the ones best not talked about, lol
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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2014, 03:14:40 am »
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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2014, 03:54:46 am »
my proudest memory on zoklet was single-handedly making all of you inferior to me.
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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2014, 04:30:59 am »
ProjectPats cat and LSD's mugshot. HandofZek 'I'm depressed' threads.

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2014, 04:49:39 am »
ProjectPats cat and LSD's mugshot. HandofZek 'I'm depressed' threads.

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2014, 04:54:29 am »
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2014, 05:21:05 am »
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2014, 05:32:13 am »
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die

You're a real bad apple, aren't you?


You're curious, aren't you?
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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2014, 05:35:37 am »
amusing word choice

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Re: Zoklet memories.
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2014, 05:35:45 am »
All those people I pushed into suicide , yea.


I check every other week for when my old roommate will die

You're a real bad apple, aren't you?


You're curious, aren't you?

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