Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today

[Michael Myers]

Why were you bathing an 18 year old? Was she disabled?

[RisiR]

What will suck even more is if your boss finds out the interest you've been taking in bathing pretty 18 year old girls.

Better not leave your tablet on during break.

I really wasn't into it.  There was an old lady standing behind me, watching the process intently as it unfolded.  Made me nervous.

Thinking back it was somehow a surreal experience.  Definitely not the sort of thing a person fantasizes about.

How can I embed efukt videos?

[RisiR]

Ok fuck it, click the link.

http://efukt.com/21007_The_Dumbest_Shit_Ever_Said_In_Porn.html

[equanimity]

Yeah... not clicking.  Sorry

[equanimity]

And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.

[RisiR]

It's just some pornstars talking. One of them is Anette Schwartz who is a former nurse and what she has to say about the job is quite.... interesting. And horrible.

[RisiR]

And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.

You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?

[equanimity]

Watched the first part of your video.  That was awful and you should be ashamed.  Jesus.

And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.

You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?

Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.

[RisiR]

Watched the first part of your video.  That was awful and you should be ashamed.  Jesus.

And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.

You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?

Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.

No you don't. I've worked at a hospital before. Did you ask her if she can do it herself or if she wants your help?

The poor girl.

[RisiR]

You're a horrible nurse.

[equanimity]

This is getting stupid.

[Cory]

Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.

Huh? I'm assuming you work at a care center or hospital or something. I'm sorry but unless they are physically unable to do so themselves you not be tasked with bathing someone. That doesn't make sense. Either you are making this up or aren't telling us the whole story.

[RisiR]

No, it's getting real.

People in hospitals are scared, they do everything. They take of their clothes and get stuff stuck in their body and as defense mechanism they just do everything without questioning it.

Why would you have to bath a normal young girl who can do it herself? Hahahaha...

You treated her like one of the old sacks who can't move and that was the mistake. Next time ask if she needs your help and she will say no 100% and just bath herself.

The old lady who watched you was just asking herself what you retards were doing, lol.

[equanimity]

or aren't telling us the whole story.

That's like the joke.  But you people had to get all serious and stuff jeez.

Certification exams.  I bathed her, walked her (ambulation), took pulse and some other stuff.  She fed me, turned me in bed, took blood pressure and some other stuff.  Boring stuff for the American Red Cross and the nursing board.

[RisiR]

You are a total super faggot.