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Offline bling bling

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ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« on: September 12, 2014, 11:37:19 pm »
anyone else do this?? all the normalfags are away can i can cop tags freely

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2014, 11:38:35 pm »
cop try to stop me i just sprint off before they use the "this area has been used for drug dealing and under the substance abuse act of yesterday i am legally required to finger your ass to search for drugs"

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2014, 11:38:39 pm »
Who are you kidding, bling? We all know British people don't dare to go outside after 11 PM because of my fellow Pakistanis reigning terror in your homeland.

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2014, 11:40:29 pm »
Who are you kidding, bling? We all know British people don't dare to go outside after 11 PM because of my fellow Pakistanis reigning terror in your homeland.

i dont care if u are a paki a gypo or a dirty slovakian i carry a bike chain in my back pocket i will smack u

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 06:26:26 am »
I just got back from down town. I was drinking at the bars with my brother. I rode my bike home. In Montana you can't get a DUI on a bike. Or a horse.

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2014, 06:32:20 am »
that's awesome you rode a bike that late bling. a few weeks ago i got really fukin mad so i just rode my bike in da middle of the night and felt a little better after that.

whoa parker, image of riding bike in middle of nowhere montana seems pretty cool.

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2014, 06:37:34 am »
Who the hell has the energy to ride a bike that late unless you're cracked out

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 06:39:31 am »
riding a bike isn't that hard lol

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2014, 06:40:52 am »
I got out of work at 12:15.  Rode 5 miles home.  Grabbed my ID and looked up a route on Google Maps.  Left at 12:45.  Trying to get my check cashed at Walmart, 6 miles away.  Got there, did that.  Then had to ride back to town to buy a 40 of Steel Reserve before 2am. Made it home by 1:50.
Smoke some weed and get laid!  Doctor's orders!

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2014, 06:49:17 am »
riding a bike isn't that hard lol

Try riding up a hill you lazy motherfucker.
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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2014, 06:51:23 am »
whoa parker, image of riding bike in middle of nowhere montana seems pretty cool.

It's not really in the middle of nowhere, I live in the second largest city in Montana. I used to live in a small town in Montana, and once I almost hit a deer on my bike.

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2014, 08:10:14 am »
My jeep needs a new engine.... so I ride my bike. Livin' in Colorado, nine miles is close. I used to ride my bike 18 miles one way to class in Massachusetts. It felt more accomplishing than actually going to college  ???
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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2014, 10:47:59 pm »
Who the hell has the energy to ride a bike that late unless you're cracked out

my trick is to stay sober all morning untill i wake up in the afternoon

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2014, 10:49:16 pm »
that's awesome you rode a bike that late bling. a few weeks ago i got really fukin mad so i just rode my bike in da middle of the night and felt a little better after that.

whoa parker, image of riding bike in middle of nowhere montana seems pretty cool.

i can do a video if u want

i will when its cold enough to wear a jacket

i can leave a camera in chest pocket

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Re: ridin bikes and jumping out at 2am
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2014, 11:05:17 pm »
Duct tape it to your forehead