AAAAAAAHHHIHH HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE

[millionsofdeadcats]

I'd like for the courts to make me his guardian, so I could enslave him to draw pictures for me in exchange for spice packets.  Then I would slap him for fun.

[mojo4567]

at 15 i got thrown in the mental ward for two weeks. i had this giant nigger cellmate who has never had sex with me and also was a pretty cool bro, defended me and all. i started drawing in and coloring in pictures of an asian girl that i poked with a pencil and got expelled for 6 months, and then thrown into special edcucation where i spent 2 years where i was the smartest person there, now i'm thrown into a regular highschool where im also probably the smartest person there. i miss admissions schools

my point was, i colored out these life sized anatomical pictures, cut them out, and stapled then together to resemble the real her. i think that's why they threw on an asperger dx that time but you get thrown on with a different dx every time you go in. they talk to me about medical treatments and the technicalities of the profession as equals.

after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while  whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.

another thing we used to do would i'd hide in a tiny crevice in this room, and we'd call out at this black kid from across the hall, i'd be saying "dude you seriously need to come over here what the fuck man hurry up this is important" and my triangle friend would get all pissed off at the other nigger for not coming immediately. then the moment he'd enter the room we'd return to our hiding positions and he'd tear up the room trying to find us while we pretended to get angrier and angrier in our beckoning every time he left the room. eventually after doing it like 10 fucking times in a row and holding my sides through it all the black nigger little kid guy flipped out and threw a table across the cieling. then he got injected with haloperidal in the ass cheek to calm him down and for hearing voices. he slept for two days straight

cool story bro, tell it again.

[bling bling]

i got taken to an instituition where they ran all kinds of chest

they ran an electrode to my heat and connect it to this machinee and start doing all kinds aof shit on me

[mojo4567]

i got taken to an instituition where they ran all kinds of chest

they ran an electrode to my heat and connect it to this machinee and start doing all kinds aof shit on me

i call bullshit. i think that is illegal, but stupid nig nog me knows nothing soo whatever

[mashleshmash]

after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while  whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.

This reminds me, when I was in the psych ward my first time around I had this red headed schizophrenic with a high pitched voice for a room mate.  Pretty sure I could him masturbating in the bathroom.

[Obbe]

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[constantinople]

If I was Schplews doctor I would prescribe him risperdal out of spite.