Hand to hand

[Goats]

A hematoma is a burst blood vessel.

You can do this with force.

You can burst the major arteries by hitting them hard enough with your hands or another object. You do not need to stab or slice.

You can snap elbows and knees and wrists and ankles by forcing them to extend the opposite way and beyond their normal range of motion.

You can smash a spine and cause nerve injury or cripple your opponent.

[ricomock]

Dude, did you know that if you hit someone you might hurt them?

[Infinityshock]

You can smash a spine and cause nerve injury or cripple your opponent.

so.  um.  how exactly does one accomplish this, again?

[Goats]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

[millionsofdeadcats]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life? 

[Infinityshock]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining

[aldra]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining

in england, there's a different, more awesome crime for assault if it leaves a person permanently disabled - ie. partially blind, without use of an arm or leg etc. - you  may be found guilt of mayhem.

[Infinityshock]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Have you ever even punched someone in real life?

apparently not

ripping someones eyes out isnt the easiest project to accomplish but it does sound entertaining

in england, there's a different, more awesome crime for assault if it leaves a person permanently disabled - ie. partially blind, without use of an arm or leg etc. - you  may be found guilt of mayhem.

england doesnt count.  its a fucked up excuse for a country...even the scotts dont want to have anything to do with the dump

althou...i wouldnt mind having 'mayhem' on my rap sheet

[SupremeGentleman]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?

[Infinityshock]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?

either a pre-teen whos watched too many action movies or someone older who is seriously socially undeveloped and who has watched too many action movies

i estimate a 98% chance that he lives with his mother or grandmother and is a virgin

[SupremeGentleman]

If you rip someone's eye out they will be a less efficient fighter, as two eyes are required for depth perception.

Who is this guy?

either a pre-teen whos watched too many action movies or someone older who is seriously socially undeveloped and who has watched too many action movies

i estimate a 98% chance that he lives with his mother or grandmother and is a virgin

Agreed. It reads like a cut and paste from dodgy self defence books.

[Infinityshock]

...written by someone who lives in a 100% white people gated community and goes to a 100% white catholic school

[millionsofdeadcats]

Like if someone actually rips out your eye....you are going to say 'well shit, now my depth perception is fucked up, this may hamper my fighting ability somewhat' as opposed to falling down, incapacitated and screaming 'help, this crazy son of a bitch just tore out my fucking EYE!'

[Infinityshock]

Speaking of which...I seem to recall some crazed nigger chewing off the eyeball of some homeless guy

They wound up putting him down, but the white guy lived

[Matius]

Anyone else ever gotten super drunk with their buddy when they were 16-17 or so and played hit for hit on the arm?

We had them hematomies.