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Becoming a Ninja Master
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:49:40 pm »
Overwhelming force is used by the powerful to control the weak.  But, the Ninja, through stealth, sabotage, infiltration, subterfuge, assassination and theft, make force impotent.  No matter how big and bad a person or a group may be, their building might *randomly* blow up or they catch a knife in the throat while taking a shit or banging their woman.

Now, I realize that Ninjas have been given a sort of mythical status, like dragons and unicorns.  But, consider the following.  The vast majority of people are fat and lazy.  The FBI recently issued a report saying that 80% of law enforcement are overweight and that they have a greater chance of dying from heart disease than from their jobs.  Most people can't even run a mile.  Most people never run at all.  Most of the guys who go to the gym do not train for functional strength and ability, they bulk up unnaturally to impress women.  How many people are trained in combat?  How many of those train regularly? How many are any good?

The simple truth is that if you are even half way to being fit, you've already got a major advantage over most everyone else in the world.  Throw in some training in flexibility to give you full range of motion, balance to give you a proper center of gravity.  Train in efficiency of movement and conservation of energy.  Proper breathing.  Meditate to keep your mind clear and calm.  Practice infiltration skills like lock picking, hacking systems and social engineering to gain access and find weaknesses.  Become proficient with as many weapons and tools as possible. 

Understand that although we live in a physical realm, we are engaged in psychological and spiritual warfare. Everything is propaganda, everything is designed to enslave you, to steal your labor, resources, time and soul.  They try to keep you feeling small, to keep you afraid, to keep you feeling powerless and searching for comfort and convenience. They don't want you to know that you are a god; they don't want you to know that the Ninja makes their force impotent.  When you realize that the strength of your enemy is merely an illusion, then you realize that there is nothing to fear, but your own inaction.

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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 11:57:49 pm »
What's the point in all this? Really, what's the goal? You want to be able to run? Climb buildings?

I get the part about not wasting resources (money) and being physically fit is good, but why invest that much effort into stuff that's mostly useless? You'd be better off training with a gun.

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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 12:02:05 am »
What's the point in all this? Really, what's the goal? You want to be able to run? Climb buildings?

I get the part about not wasting resources (money) and being physically fit is good, but why invest that much effort into stuff that's mostly useless? You'd be better off training with a gun.

A gun is a weapon, you should definitely train with it.  Though, you are missing the point. It's not really about the physical aspect.  Force is the culmination of the physical.  But, force is made impotent by the Ninja.  The real battle is in your head. 
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 04:30:26 am »
I cant stand gyms, my training involves keeping a healthy diet, but never caring about it too much, and running, jumping and climbing around like an idiot lol. Its fun, and i look forward to it.
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2014, 04:42:11 am »
What's the point in all this? Really, what's the goal? You want to be able to run? Climb buildings?

I get the part about not wasting resources (money) and being physically fit is good, but why invest that much effort into stuff that's mostly useless? You'd be better off training with a gun.

A gun is a weapon, you should definitely train with it.  Though, you are missing the point. It's not really about the physical aspect.  Force is the culmination of the physical.  But, force is made impotent by the Ninja.  The real battle is in your head. 

No, F=MA. It's not made impotent. It's force.

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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2014, 10:28:15 am »


No, F=MA. It's not made impotent. It's force.

Perhaps.  But, consider the trajectory of that force and what happens when something intercepts it.  Picture yourself running as fast as you can when all of a sudden I pop out from behind a tree and ninja clothesline your ass. 
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2014, 10:54:03 am »
The 80s called.  They want their fad back

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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2014, 11:04:25 am »
The 80s called.  They want their fad back

I assure you that asymmetric warfare is not a fad of the past.
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2014, 11:07:45 am »
I was talking about ninjas

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2014, 11:19:58 am »
I was talking about ninjas

A ninja is just an archetype.  It's a psychological being.  It's embodiment is used for asymmetric warfare.  It is a deadly counterbalance to brute force.  Everything that they show us about ninjas is just a fantasy to distract you from the reality of it's character.  It is not a mythical dragon or a unicorn.  A ninja doesn't run around in a black outfit with a big sword.  A ninja will knock out your internet, wait for you to call your provider, than knock on your door dressed as a representative from your internet provider and once inside, stab you in the eye with a pen.
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2014, 12:56:03 pm »


No, F=MA. It's not made impotent. It's force.

Perhaps.  But, consider the trajectory of that force and what happens when something intercepts it.  Picture yourself running as fast as you can when all of a sudden I pop out from behind a tree and ninja clothesline your ass. 

No not perhaps. F=ma. I'm not going to take advice from someone who didn't pass high school physics.

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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2014, 01:03:53 pm »


No not perhaps. F=ma. I'm not going to take advice from someone who didn't pass high school physics.

Perhaps you should move beyond high school physics. 
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2014, 09:53:06 pm »
Overwhelming force is used by the powerful to control the weak.  But, the Ninja, through stealth, sabotage, infiltration, subterfuge, assassination and theft, make force impotent.  No matter how big and bad a person or a group may be, their building might *randomly* blow up or they catch a knife in the throat while taking a shit or banging their woman.

Now, I realize that Ninjas have been given a sort of mythical status, like dragons and unicorns.  But, consider the following.  The vast majority of people are fat and lazy.  The FBI recently issued a report saying that 80% of law enforcement are overweight and that they have a greater chance of dying from heart disease than from their jobs.  Most people can't even run a mile.  Most people never run at all.  Most of the guys who go to the gym do not train for functional strength and ability, they bulk up unnaturally to impress women.  How many people are trained in combat?  How many of those train regularly? How many are any good?

The simple truth is that if you are even half way to being fit, you've already got a major advantage over most everyone else in the world.  Throw in some training in flexibility to give you full range of motion, balance to give you a proper center of gravity.  Train in efficiency of movement and conservation of energy.  Proper breathing.  Meditate to keep your mind clear and calm.  Practice infiltration skills like lock picking, hacking systems and social engineering to gain access and find weaknesses.  Become proficient with as many weapons and tools as possible. 

Understand that although we live in a physical realm, we are engaged in psychological and spiritual warfare. Everything is propaganda, everything is designed to enslave you, to steal your labor, resources, time and soul.  They try to keep you feeling small, to keep you afraid, to keep you feeling powerless and searching for comfort and convenience. They don't want you to know that you are a god; they don't want you to know that the Ninja makes their force impotent.  When you realize that the strength of your enemy is merely an illusion, then you realize that there is nothing to fear, but your own inaction.

ehhh maybe dont go that batshit insane about it, but a little parkour training never hurt a criminal
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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2014, 11:47:15 pm »


No not perhaps. F=ma. I'm not going to take advice from someone who didn't pass high school physics.

Perhaps you should move beyond high school physics. 

I'm an engineering major......

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Re: Becoming a Ninja Master
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2014, 11:52:16 pm »


No not perhaps. F=ma. I'm not going to take advice from someone who didn't pass high school physics.

Perhaps you should move beyond high school physics. 

I'm an engineering major......

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nerd alert guys, look this guy actually TRIES at life!!! what a loser
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