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Offline Σ

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Clean your fucking bong bro!
« on: May 27, 2014, 05:24:14 pm »
I understand us stoners may be a little forgetful sometimes but that is no excuse for an unclean bong. If a bong has not been cleaned properly it can become a hazard. I have seen people who have kept the same bong water in their bong for ungodly amounts of time and there appears to be shit growing in the bong. This is fucking disgusting! Are you one of these people? If so I hope you understand exactly what is happening in your bong. You essentially are creating a tiny ecosystem quite perfect for bacteria to grow and develop. What do you think happens when you take a rip? All that bacteria goes straight to your lungs.

Good bong maintenance:
1. Change your bong water every week (preferably earlier)
2. Give your bong and slides a complete scrub down at least every month
3. if there is anything stuck to the inside of your bong stem its time to deep clean (alcohols, cleaning solutions etc)

Happy and safe smoking my friends!
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 05:36:06 pm »
A couple of tricks for an easier clean, you can use kosher coarse ground salt, or epsom salts, and a little bit of rubbing alcohol, or a combination of hot soapy water and lemon juice. Honestly, a lot of people like to try to tell me the alcohol is a bad idea and will fuck your lungs up, but the closer to pure isopropyl rybbing alcohol you use, the better it will evaporate and not be a problem. Add more salt than detergent of course, because the salt is what is going to scrub that nasty shit off your piece.

Also, Change a little more frequently than once a week, preferably after every couple sessions, and a few drops of lemon juice in your water will help slow resin from binding to your glass.

happy cleaning!
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 06:17:44 pm »
Brakleen works wonders...it just dissolves and falls to the bottom. be sure to clean the brakleen out though, pretty sure its not great for you.

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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 06:35:42 pm »
And people tell me rubbing alcohol is bad to use, lmfao..... Might as well just use a can of RAID.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2014, 10:46:46 pm »
Quote from: Σ on May 27, 2014, 05:24:14 pm
I understand us stoners may be a little forgetful sometimes but that is no excuse for an unclean bong. If a bong has not been cleaned properly it can become a hazard. I have seen people who have kept the same bong water in their bong for ungodly amounts of time and there appears to be shit growing in the bong. This is fucking disgusting! Are you one of these people? If so I hope you understand exactly what is happening in your bong. You essentially are creating a tiny ecosystem quite perfect for bacteria to grow and develop. What do you think happens when you take a rip? All that bacteria goes straight to your lungs.

Good bong maintenance:
1. Change your bong water every week (preferably earlier)
2. Give your bong and slides a complete scrub down at least every month
3. if there is anything stuck to the inside of your bong stem its time to deep clean (alcohols, cleaning solutions etc)

Happy and safe smoking my friends!

Try 1/2 cup of NaOH to 1/4 cup of NH4NO3 (cold packs are fine) and 300ml of rubbing Alcohol. Swirl, do not shake. Vent if needed.
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 10:21:35 pm »
What about that 420 clean shit?
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 06:58:29 pm »
iv never cleaned any off my bongs, well only for the oil's cant say i've ever put much thought in to it really maybe now i will
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 09:09:54 pm »
Do you at least clean your bowls?
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2014, 02:21:09 pm »
I am so bad about cleaning my bong. I usually only change the water when someone spills it.
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 04:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Σ on May 31, 2014, 09:09:54 pm
Do you at least clean your bowls?

yes i enema regularly i will make you a detailed walk through off the hole process just for you sig

Quote from: Danky on June 01, 2014, 02:21:09 pm
I am so bad about cleaning my bong. I usually only change the water when someone spills it.

at least im not the only one
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Fucking with me is like masterbation, Feels good while your doing it, But when ya done, You realise you fucked your self.

A goal: To leave this place a little less fucked up then when i entered.

Stay in drugs,
Don't do school?

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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2014, 04:44:05 pm »
Quote from: oppenheimmer on June 01, 2014, 04:36:45 pm
yes i enema regularly i will make you a detailed walk through off the hole process just for you sig

I don't know if you mean your going to make an actual guide to giving an enema to a person or a walk-through of how to clean your bowl but either way i'm looking forward to it.
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Re: Clean your fucking bong bro!
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2014, 06:50:26 am »
Quote from: Cerealkiller on May 28, 2014, 10:21:35 pm
What about that 420 clean shit?

That shit works great, you can always make your own with some acetone and sand.
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