OP is just an attention-starved troll. Also, when (not if) they do a shakedown and find that shit, not only will you acquire new charges, but, you'd be lucky to leave that tank alive. You would probably be placed in PC with the other child molesters and faggots. With those new charges, even if you don't tell anyone why you are really there for, it will be found out (get cool with the guards).