In fact I gave no acknowledgement whatsoever to his presence. But everywhere he looked for the rest of the evening he saw shadows of me.
Just like the way you are indifferent to posters that make you butthurt, right? Despite the fact you drone on with silly anecdotes going so far to talk about aging relatives and all the other colorful nonsense just to make a point about posters you are "indifferent" towards? *giggles*
Sounds to me like your observational skills and abilities to read people's body language/behavior is just as faulty IRL as it is on message boards. Because on one hand you are sitting 10-15 feet away from a guy that looks like Marty Feldman in a pink shirt and have no clue who he is....when if he had a neon sign arrow over top of his head it wouldn't have been much more obvious. And of course he's so "indifferent" to you, you are now gargoyling every move he makes.....from your description sounds like YOU are paying a lot more attention to him then he is to you. (Mind you, all of your observations are self-admittedly while drunk and stoned....so your already demented and feeble social awareness is now inhibited that much more).
Funny, but if this guy was so scared of you in the way you were trying to portray, he would have finished his drink when he first saw you and left to go to another establishment....instead he carried on with his evening without any worry or regard in the least.
Now back to this "counseling" stuff. How long was your training for your very loyal padawan taking up your cause? Was this training face-to-face with each other, or thru emails, chatrooms, or your beloved Teamspeak? Did you mount Rowan the way Yoda got on Luke's back in the swamps of Dagobah, and put him thru his paces THAT way? When you had him go through the cave of darkness...who was waiting inside? Mary Feldman, myself, or the Tooth Fairy?