You will need:
One box store brand mac n cheese, the cheapest.
Quarter cup milk, water it down if yous a broke nugguh
Half stick of store brand margarine
One small can of generic tomato sauce, the smallest.
A pinch of dried basil (optional, for the 'nigger rich')
Saucepan of salted water
Cook the mac n cheese as per instructions. When finished, add tomato sauce and basil and stir. Serve with grape kool-aid.