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Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Welfare spaghetti
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:40:35 pm »
You will need:

One box store brand mac n cheese, the cheapest.

Quarter cup milk, water it down if yous a broke nugguh

Half stick of store brand margarine

One small can of generic tomato sauce, the smallest.

A pinch of dried basil (optional, for the 'nigger rich')

Saucepan of salted water

Cook the mac n cheese as per instructions.  When finished, add tomato sauce and basil and stir.  Serve with grape kool-aid.
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 02:56:35 pm »
Yeah that sounds nasty i think it would better to just buy spaghetti noodles and sauce w food stamps or just make the mac n cheese and put a little bbq sauce in it
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 03:00:47 pm »
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 03:16:23 pm »
Sounds like a great recipe, I'll put it on the menu at work today.
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 03:24:27 pm »
I know you're joking but the fact that some Americans actually use ketchup in cooking and not just as a side sauce, deeply saddens me.
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 03:40:50 pm »
I know you're joking but the fact that some Americans actually use ketchup in cooking and not just as a side sauce, deeply saddens me.

Why? It's tomato sugar and vinegar?
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2014, 04:14:49 pm »
I know you're joking but the fact that some Americans actually use ketchup in cooking and not just as a side sauce, deeply saddens me.
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Re: Welfare spaghetti
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2014, 05:04:48 pm »
I thought welfare spaghetti was ramen noodles and ketchup?