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Offline Max Headroom

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2014, 12:52:50 am »
on the tinychat right now, OD'd 30 mins ago with levidopa/carbidopa and an maoi, come on to see me die its worth the show
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2014, 12:55:09 am »
man, this guy in jail said he used to put down black garbage bags, cover himself with them then put them on the chair, ground, etc to catch the fucking FLAKES HOLY FUCK IS THAT EVER SOME STUPID SHIT. People with their fucking smoking the carpet and "shhhh" with their mouths open and shit FUCK I hate crackheads, I bet you weren't like that though.

I knew this one girl who would get all these white crumb-looking things off of the floor and line them up and hold a flame to them one by one to see if they melted or not
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2014, 12:58:06 am »
I saw someone smoke that driveway rock salt before thinking it was a piece of crack they dropped. It fucking stunk.

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2014, 07:27:22 pm »
I can't stand people who do that.  It's called "carpet safari" when crackheads sift thru their carpets/floor and pick up anything white like "i knew i dropped a rock!!" n I'm like bro that's fertilizer..
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