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Offline joe camel

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party at my house tonight
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:49:20 pm »
Shiw up w 2 cases of beer. No one wants one. Friends i invited arent coming anymore.

Go to the living room while everyone in the kitchen and call my heroin connect instead.
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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 11:51:05 pm »
It is what it is.
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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 11:52:04 pm »
Maybe the reason no one wants to party with you is because you are always somewhere else trying to score some smack.
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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 11:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Σ on November 07, 2014, 11:52:04 pm
Maybe the reason no one wants to party with you is because you are always somewhere else trying to score some smack.

Its not that kind of party. Its just a get together, cookin oysters and stuff.. And its just my sisters married and older friends and stuff. The people i wanted to come arent showing up, so that just leaves everyone else to politely pretend they don't know I'm a drug addict.
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Offline fanglekai

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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2014, 12:31:19 am »
you need new friends.
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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2014, 12:36:11 am »
I hope they steal all your stuff and dump beer in your aquarium, killing your fish
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Re: party at my house tonight
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2014, 06:40:54 am »
Heroin>Life
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