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Offline Fuck Shit Stack

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Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« on: November 04, 2014, 09:38:59 pm »
This is not surprising since sploo is a 17 year old girl with daddy issues who was kicked out of the remedial IQ quarantine lab for telling on people for coloring outside the lines in crayon on a blank sheet of fucking paper

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Offline splooge gook

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Re: Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2014, 07:15:09 am »
dude. dude. you took a full frontal selfie of yourself holding a piece a piece of paper with a joke written in LIGHT GREEN sharpie. lmfao.

and i had a 45 minute jam session with mashleshmash today. you're going to pretend this doesnt' mildly irritate you because it would be faggy shit to be irritated over something like tyhat, however, you DO actually literally objectively epistemologically find that comment offensive. you fucking mildly bisexual child MOLESTER
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Re: Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2014, 12:22:34 pm »
LOL
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Re: Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2014, 01:11:28 pm »
dude. dude. you took a full frontal selfie of yourself holding a piece a piece of paper with a joke written in LIGHT GREEN sharpie. lmfao.

and i had a 45 minute jam session with mashleshmash today. you're going to pretend this doesnt' mildly irritate you because it would be faggy shit to be irritated over something like tyhat, however, you DO actually literally objectively epistemologically find that comment offensive. you fucking mildly bisexual child MOLESTER

as much as this post calls for "whats your IQ?" I feel that would be counter productive to your development. You asked me for a pic so I sent you a pic I sent Snoopy before, which you'd have realized if your IQ wasn't 67.2. I was also clearly high on water based fake heroin. "Reading into" font colors with autistic like detail is something people who are absolutely enamored do. You seem vaginally sanded.

 Really, the whole premise of this post is fucking flawed. Why would I care that you had an amelodic autism session over the internet with a mormon who looks like a sheep? I'm actually insanely jealous dat sounds pretty sweet bruh. I may or may not have wrote a keystyle wrap on le bus and recorded it in 1 take over the instrumental of a beat that transcends reality while also being hilarious and having basically "n" logic pussies in it. I may have taken it down because it was shitty quality recording and you faggots don't deserve it, which iirc the mumbled ad libs were all about. lol.

Anyways, I'm telling you this because I'm absolutely fucking irritated and mildly bisexual. So mildly bisexual I literally considered quitting my job (male escort) because I have to listen to gay people talk sometimes and can't yell at them.

>implying getting molested isn't part of growing up

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Re: Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2014, 01:15:03 pm »
Are you going to use all your alts to flirt with him now? At least wait till he's 18, you faggot.
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Re: Sploo is absolutely enamored with me
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2014, 01:23:56 pm »
I seriously think he has sexual idealization over sploo
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