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Offline splooge gook

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"Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« on: November 04, 2014, 07:06:47 am »
*starts typing*
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 07:29:36 am »

Alright people, check it out, it's Ballz from Zoklet
And sad to say, dawgz, you’re my new test subject,
So listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest,
Who ever spits the best rap on this thread will be the best
Rapper in the world, and the King Of Rhymes
You know I got y'all beat but homies don’t be lame,
This is serious, you got to do it your dignity requires ya have to.
If you decline the challenge by default that means I beat y'all
Guys I hope you're ready,
Cuz this is gonna be heavy,
And I know you might think it’s unnecessary,
But that’s tough,
Suck it up dawgs,
It’s something you gotta do,
Or you can leave and lose your dignity, it's up to you.
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2014, 07:32:44 am »
they called me lazy
but little did they no
i took their toddler
i am the controller
i am mechanical by electricity
Everything I post iz fiction

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"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2014, 07:38:19 am »
Blah, blast blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah dubbity blah
Baldy blahty blahty blah blah blah
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 07:40:21 am »
splooky gooat

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 07:42:58 am »
one time i rode
a three tailed pony
into the eclipse
eclipse by overlapping rainbows muddying the colors into monotonony
the pony got a 9-5 job and eventually passed away from cardiac arrest
i wish i could arrest people i don't like.
bradley b has felt the sharp end of my bulbous pike
spend 2 years in jail for hurting my feelings
he cant feel no hurt no after all that anal bleeding
remember when someone said that to unstable matter
and his pants got soaked with his prostate and bladder?
and had another massive attack of post traumatic stress disorder?
those were the rose tints that laid out the framework for the sky
one day he'll be incarcerated over trading bitcoins like a fucking idiot
injun ginger midget, r u mad? fight me IRL fgt
Everything I post iz fiction

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unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

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who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: "Hey guys we should have a freestyle rap battle thread"
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 11:59:04 am »
im bling bluing and ill
put u in a sling and fire you off to iraq
where you can hang and smoke some crack
selling drugs with the ethnic boys
you get to play
wwith there toys
shoot at some jews
or gays
or women in bikinis
they were drinking martinis
but mohammed does not allow that
u can only smoke grass and crack
and choof ciggies
ciggies all day all night long
or a rollie
im not fukkin bothered

botherrrrreeeddd

im only way meffin
im crystal meffin
trespassin
crystal meffin
ill hit you in your face and nick your resin

then ill kick ur head in...