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Offline Deviant

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2014, 05:03:12 pm »
Just use automotive grade nitrous instead. Much cheaper, and if you're killing yourself anyway, a little sulfur dioxide won't hurt (your plans, that is).

Also don't forget to endorse the Church of Euthanasia in your suicide note.

Also don't forget to register your alt first.


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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2014, 06:35:55 pm »
Nitrous oxide suicide is the best way to go. Ideally, you have a physician or someone slowly change the O2:N2O ratio so that you're eventually breathing only nitrous

I dont know about foreign countries but where I live that 'someone' would be considered an accessory to murder at best. First degree murder if some bored prosecutor wanted election points

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 01:20:59 am »
This thread is win.

Takes magnesium, dxm, and hup a, drink some hard booze. Light a blunt and womp til your gone
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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 10:00:43 pm »
Just a possible tip maybe open as many new bank accounts as you can, make a bogus deposit and withdrawl as much cash as you can ?

This wouldn't work in the UK

Told my shrink today of my suicide plan's and he was worried, it's the western way for people to not like others to mention suicide.

 

Looks like you just want attention. Why would you tell your shrink about your suicide plan

And this.
I fully endorse this

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I know that he as my therapist, never has and never would report me for suicide talk.......

You would never get anyone to administer nos for suicide as it would be murder
In the eyes of the law, that is why you die alone because of someone is with you, they get charged for the crime. That is how fucked society is.
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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 10:08:00 pm »
You die alone anyway.
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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2014, 02:36:37 am »
Ich mag schwanz in meinen arsch

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as long as youre enjoying it

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2014, 07:06:28 pm »
You could actually use whippits but it would be more unpleasant and take lomger. Something with a plastic bag maybe a few big rubberbands. Superglue that shit over your head with a small tube connected to a charger and keep releasing / reloading whippits into it until you feel yourself passing out. Hope for the best, it isnt perfect but it could work and it'll only set you back 125 buckaroos leaving you with a week full of steak dinners and strippers until your next attempt!

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2014, 10:56:40 pm »
if you steal a tank from a hospital, just duct tape that shit and use a long 3/8 line that is sealed and watch your frost because it will burn your skin if it touches you
Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent...it would not be because it cared.

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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2014, 10:57:58 pm »
and yes stealing a tank from hospital gets you much higher that whippets because of absolute supply......just have that motion and close the valve when you may pass out
Sometimes...you can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent...it would not be because it cared.

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2014, 11:00:24 pm »
I hope hc45 killed himself already
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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #25 on: October 11, 2014, 12:45:03 am »
and yes stealing a tank from hospital gets you much higher that whippets because of absolute supply......just have that motion and close the valve when you may pass out

It's true, out of experience, a tank will always get's you higher probably a purity thing. There are ways to get one without stealing though. Make sure as fuck that you figure out how to control the temp like he's stated or otherwise. If you freeze yourself not only could you react badly freak and end up brain damaged in a hospital you could also freeze your noodle and get drain bamage on the way to the floor. Messy situation to have the rents clear up...  :P

inb4shadylady is dead-zorz  ???

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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #26 on: October 11, 2014, 01:00:23 am »
inb4shadylady is dead-zorz  ???

don't worry, its not the real 'shadylady'.
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Re: nitrous oxide suicide
« Reply #27 on: October 11, 2014, 05:32:01 am »
Don't worry, its not the real 'shadylady'.

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