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Offline RisiR

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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2014, 12:21:32 pm »
Here's one young folk use in the european festival scene:

Soak tampons in vodka (or up to 96%vol alcohol for the true believers) and apply to ass hole before entering (or try to get away with smuggling them in)
Apparently it's a pretty efficient way of getting very drunk
Ah shit, I wanted to give him that tip.

Kroz, just cram some vodka tampons in your asshole. If you can fit in enough you may be able to sell them, too. Profit.
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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2014, 08:33:39 pm »
Put vodka in a Ziploc bag
Conceal within your rectum
???????????????????????
Profit!
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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2014, 12:30:46 am »
we used to romp goon sacks

Did you do this before you went to the 'doof'?

Doofs are DIY events. No police or anything to worry about.

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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #19 on: October 13, 2014, 12:32:00 am »
http://www.freundcontainer.com/water-bottle-tamper-evident-caps/p/v4691C01/

Works everytime.

You're not allowed to even bring unopened water bottles into music festivals in Australia :(

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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2014, 12:33:53 am »
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Re: best ways to smuggle booze into an outdoor festival?
« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2014, 12:40:16 am »
fuck you komo you bloody poof.