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Offline AFJ

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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2014, 08:49:09 pm »
WHERE THE FUCK IS OP's THANKS BUTTON!!!!!

OP is awesome. Lulz
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2014, 09:16:50 pm »
OP is inb4lock and was banned for running Vicky (his l33t CP spambot) on this forum multiple times.
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2014, 09:26:20 pm »
 Still Awesome!

:laugh:

Even more so!
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2014, 09:35:20 pm »
^ why has everyone suddenly started using pictures of that person's various facial expressions?
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2014, 09:39:45 pm »
This girl I sat next to and talked a lil bit to the other day was talkin about how she wants me or someone like me, she's real little and stuff and I was walking one way comin at her head on and she turned around so she could walk and talk with me for a quick second but she literally walks like a baby deer really unsure on her legs and her knees like bend inwards sideways nahmean shes probably like fresh 18/19 cuz she's in my first year chem class, she's so naive and young its an impediment to how attractive I find her cuz I'm 27 and look 23 but feel 5968485834543085743234 most of the time but have the emotional maturity of a 13 year old IM ALL OVER THE PLACE

If I was a hebephile life would be so much easier, good thing I'm not or I'd have to kill myself

https://medium.com/matter/youre-16-youre-a-pedophile-you-dont-want-to-hurt-anyone-what-do-you-do-now-e11ce4b88bdb

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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2014, 10:23:40 pm »
He admits to being a pedophile. Then he says that he doesn't want to act on his urges. Great, maybe he can get help and support for this.

Then he admits to being addicted to child porn. :facepalm::facepalm:

He's lucky he didn't go to jail for 20 years.

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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2014, 12:49:42 am »
Quote from: AFJ on September 26, 2014, 09:26:20 pm
Still Awesome!

:laugh:

Even more so!
They are copying my swagger. Though, you're only allowed to post it when you actually know who it is.
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2014, 12:58:29 am »
Quote from: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:49:42 am
you're only allowed to post it when you actually know who it is.


That is why I only use this one:

 :cosby:
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2014, 01:16:48 am »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 12:58:29 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 12:49:42 am
you're only allowed to post it when you actually know who it is.


That is why I only use this one:

 :cosby:
Good ol' Samuel l Jackson.  :tup:
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2014, 01:27:39 am »
Quote from: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 01:16:48 am
Good ol' Samuel l Jackson.  :tup:

It is louis gosset jr you dumb fuck
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2014, 05:14:03 am »
Quote from: Proots on September 18, 2014, 04:54:25 pm
I seriously couldn't carry on a conversation with a teenage girl without wanting to pull my hair out and hit her. Don't you find the things she talks about mind numbingly banal, uninteresting, boring and vapid?

why are you even letting her talk? dick in mouth.
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2014, 07:06:01 am »
Fuck off Lahey
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2014, 08:39:52 am »
What's funny is i have your PI and i'm actually not far from you. I'm just debating whether or not it's worth paying you a visit. On the contrary i have an even better plan so you best be trolling.
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2014, 10:18:43 am »
Quote from: Zero on October 01, 2014, 08:39:52 am
What's funny is i have your PI and i'm actually not far from you. I'm just debating whether or not it's worth paying you a visit. On the contrary i have an even better plan so you best be trolling.

Who are you talking to?

Nobody cares.
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Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2014, 02:06:46 pm »
Quote from: Zero on October 01, 2014, 08:39:52 am
What's funny is i have your PI and i'm actually not far from you. I'm just debating whether or not it's worth paying you a visit. On the contrary i have an even better plan so you best be trolling.

I guarantee you don't have OP's (real) PI.
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