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Offline Hewfil1

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Shit you did in school?
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:16:31 pm »
So, out of curiosity, I want to know what kind of stupid shit y'all did when you were in Jr./Sr. High. And when I say this, I mean DURING school hours, not after.

My favorite thing to do currently is sit on the computer, plug in my headphones and blast old school punk. For example, currently listening to Dead Kennedys. Once I exhaust the few punk songs I have on my school profile, I listen t horrorcore artists such as Mars, Kung Fu Vampire, and Tech N9ne. Another thing I do is because my TV productions class uses iMacs, which are less secure than our Windows machines because of the fact they need to be more lenient so our production crew can access sites and change things for Adobe PhotoShop and AfterEffects. I found out that administrator settings are more lenient on them, so I started downloading alternate OS's, music (this is where my supply comes from. If on the iMac, you have to go under our school server, search your username, and get to our documents from there, since anything saved on the iMac is only saved to it's HD, so we have to manually switch and save to server.), and one of my favorite things I currently have is ReVolt, being ran through CrossOver, which is a program that allows .exe's to be ran  by an iMac or any Apple OS. So far the IT and school hasn't been able to do anything about this for the fact that in our Internet Usage Agreement, it states we can make any necessary changes to our computer's, so long as it DOES NOT interfere with the accessibility and usage to other users, which, none of my programs do, as they are not ran on the server, but as an independent operation on only my account, that will run when I'm logged out, but only affects my user. Unfortunately, my plethora of .exe's, alternate OS's, custom macros, etc. CANNOT be run on the Windows machines due to the fact that ANY .exe that is NOT server-side (stored in and ran in the school's public server.) needs administrator permissions to be executed. Yes, my post is more belonging in a technophile category, but the overall is about ANYTHING that you do during school hours. So, it's your turn Sanctuary, what do/did YOU do during school, aside from schoolwork.
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 01:28:13 pm »
I used to read books. Or sleep. I had one math class where I did the whole semester's worth of assignments in the first 2 weeks, and spent the rest of the semester fucking around on totse. The teacher for that class was cool like that.
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 02:23:15 pm »
i hit a teacher in the eye with a pencil and he went to a and e lmao

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 02:23:56 pm »
Fart exam in progress

i did that

the other kid did  a pic on his phone it was so good

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 02:24:42 pm »
and had a fight with everyone in my year and all the years above

lol i lost alot of times

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 02:16:27 am »
I used to read books. Or sleep. I had one math class where I did the whole semester's worth of assignments in the first 2 weeks, and spent the rest of the semester fucking around on totse. The teacher for that class was cool like that.

You sound exactly like the one kid currently in my math class. He never does his homework, but gets 100's on every test, and when the teacher gives us something new to learn, he has the paper finished before our teacher gets the chance to bring it up on the smartboard. And unfortunately, my school had Zok unblocked, then we switched to iBoss and it blocked Zok after like half a year of me using it. So far, fortunately, iBoss hasn't blocked Sanctuary.
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 02:18:46 am »
Fucked my java teacher for a C, my english teacher for a B and my public speech for and a+
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 02:23:18 am »
I used to go to a special school where they had huge staff that would dog pile you and theyd call it a restraint. One time we made this teacher quit on her first day just throwing little things at her. She called in a staff to the clasroom and walked out. Instigator for life.

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2014, 02:47:00 am »
all i did at school was jack off, literally - i was known for it and completely isolated
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 03:07:25 am »
what the fuck? I'd mostly act up or try to talk to girls or leave school and fuck around for a while and smoke weed in the woods and be little niggers basically. While I was in school we'd mostly just hang out in big groups and do stupid shit and talk about stuff we liked, yall sound like faggots. In high school I just sold cigarettes/drugz and played poker in the cafeteria sometimes, but mostly hung out outside. I dropped out at some point to plunge head first into degeneracy but ultimately got mah grade 12 and then some

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 03:13:39 am »
i hit a teacher in the eye with a pencil and he went to a and e lmao

did something similar where i threw a marker as a joke at the back of a teacher in soph year. i kinda feel bad looking back at it, he was pretty nice.

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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 03:14:24 am »
all i did at school was jack off, literally - i was known for it and completely isolated

I would lol so hard if you were the kid who was in my geometry class that used to jack it every period. That kid jacked it a lot. See him in the lunch room? He is jacking. See him in the library? He is jackin. See him at the volleyball games. We were both jackin.
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Re: Shit you did in school?
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 03:19:01 am »
I cut up the side/back of a kids neck with one of those manual "white out" things they probably don't even make anymore because they've got a quasi sharp razor on the back to cut the strip of white out. I got suspended for a few days, then got caught with weed, then hit a kid in the face with a lock. I had quasi good excuses each time so I had to see a french psychologist who I never really talked to because he was stupid and he said his dad was a cop. So I went for like 10 weeks and since I never said anything other than small talk and lies he wrote me a nice report which allowed me to stay in the school for a while but we ended up moving soon anyway and I changed schools the next year I think. Next Jr high was pretty sweet compared to old one. I don't even think the old one had working computers. I went to two high schools that were basically condemned and one that was built the year before because the old one was basically condemned. Now the city doesn't know what to do about the old schools other than literally renting them out for low budget movies

tl dr: the schools I went to desperately needed money/competence and so did I to an extent
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