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Offline 10 gun salute

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I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« on: October 29, 2014, 08:45:06 pm »
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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 09:11:52 pm »
>"hey son you're crippled, whats the name/number of that physiotherapist who's my age you go and see?"
>think nothing of it
>go see physiotherapist a few weeks later
>says "yeah I have to scale back my hours here's someone else to go and see"
>father casually mentions last week that he went and saw her for dubious reasons
>tells you today they're dating
>realize they've been dating for probably close to two months

and I've actually wondered how I got to be so effortlessly manipulative before

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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 08:14:33 am »
Uhm, exactly what is your problem with them dating? Other than it fucks up your routine, that sucks.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 03:39:19 pm »
i think you should start gas lighting the psychiziorapist

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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 02:39:57 am »
make sure they all got filariasis
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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2014, 06:28:39 pm »
It's weird but cool, yknow
Normal weed withdrawal is real, too-bradlyB

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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2014, 06:32:17 pm »
They laugh about your secrets while they are fucking, lol.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2014, 06:37:20 pm »
They laugh about your secrets while they are fucking, lol.

he mentioned they were talking about me which made my stomach hurt
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Re: I recommend a physiotherapist to my father & now they're dating
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2014, 06:40:39 pm »
They laugh about your secrets while they are fucking, lol.

he mentioned they were talking about me which made my stomach hurt
That's fucked up. Is she hot?
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.