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Monday deadbeats thread
« on: October 20, 2014, 11:59:28 am »
Why aren't you at work?
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 12:02:38 pm »
i work for fake weed
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 12:37:06 pm »
;)
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 12:39:09 pm »
Fake week doesn't work for me.

who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 12:51:08 pm »
Why aren't you at work?

Because staff meetings are for faggots.
Not Istanbul.

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 01:47:41 pm »
I am at work....sorta...
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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 02:29:16 pm »
I will be in like an hour.

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 03:50:33 pm »
Because staff meetings are for faggots.

This, jesus, whoever thought regular meetings were a good idea is a fucking retard.

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 04:07:07 pm »
This work thing...im not familiar with the term

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 04:56:15 pm »
I expected this thread to have more replies.

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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2014, 05:03:57 pm »
I expected this thread to have more replies.

someone earlier today said something about SG threads being 'hit or miss' and I guess this is one example of that
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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2014, 04:55:21 am »
Why aren't you at work?

 Been without a job for a while.. like a really long time. I set myself up pretty good a couple yeas back when I bought this property/farmhouse so, the bulk of my time has been tied up into it.. and.. I havent really had to work so, I've taken advantage of the time to cultivate hobbies and other eccentric interest.

 As of lately though, I have decided to re-enter the workforce. Fiancees have taken a bit of a dip, and I have several projects that need an influx of funding.. a stable job would do some wonders. I don't even need to make much money to be efficient.. my proposed projects will hopefully net me a steady income if successful, without any strenuous labor. I've currently got my eye on a pallet making factory.. it's small, less than 100 people and your basically recycling and putting together pallets to be used by larger distribution centers. The perk to this job is that your allowed to get free pallets and junk wood from the factory on a pretty regular basis. I love hoarding materials.. cant get enough of them. And, if I made an effort to sustain the indepedent side job of going around on weekends and picking up used pallets from sewing factories and the smaller warehouses.. I can get paid extra for bringing them into work for recycling.. if I didnt want to keep them myself.

 And if that job doesn't pan out, then the newly built slaughter house is hiring.. and they pay $20 an hour for just about every position.
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Re: Monday deadbeats thread
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2014, 05:08:41 am »
I am at work

it's also tuesday