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Offline dragqueen slayer

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UM fucking done here
« on: October 07, 2014, 04:45:30 pm »
This forum is beyond terrible. As terrible as zoklet was, it was a level of terrible akin to a bowl of day old kraft dinner you found under a desk. This site is just unacceptable. Objectively I'm the most intelligent and best poster here so there is nowhere to go. This site is boring and useless and will never cease to be these two things at once. I cant even believe I have like 1200 posts here what the actual fuck.

Goodbye,  it's a shame to see it burn out like this but the best poster is leaving because objectively this website is terrible and boring. If you want to keep in contact johnnymull@safe-mail.net or marchooper44@safe-mail.net or spam bullshit idgaf but the truth is thebest poster is leaving because I cant see this website ever not sucking. The best poster other than myself is an androgynous 17 year old with autism. This place is a joke that stopped being funny. Literally mormons, newfies and trannys. How fucking shameful is that?

Anyways, I don't remember most accounts Ive used over the last 8 years but mostly known as getoffmylawn/unstable matter so bye, someone you've never met wishes you the best which likely involves moving on from this shithole. To the dude from my city: email me and we will smoke a blint because it'd be weird if I never chilled with anyone from here.

I'm just disgusted with myself. I feel like I was ordered by the courts to troll the internet and it culminated in this place as my punishment.

Blah blah blah this forum sucks blah blah

I love you all even if I don't like you

Adios


Offline splooge gook

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 04:47:38 pm »
see you in like two hours
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2014, 04:49:12 pm »
want to play RS and scam/kill noobs like a real man
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2014, 04:50:03 pm »
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Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

Offline millionsofdeadcats

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2014, 04:51:58 pm »
You will live on in my sig line, I swear.....until something better comes along.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2014, 04:54:57 pm »


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Offline dragqueen slayer

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2014, 08:59:24 pm »
Forgot to create those E-mail addresses until now

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2014, 09:18:59 pm »
Anyways, I don't remember most accounts Ive used over the last 8 years but mostly known as getoffmylawn/unstable matter so bye...

When you're breaking out in cold sweats and eating spoonfuls of sugar due to shitpost withdrawal symptoms you'll soon reach a point and ask 'why the fuck am I doing this to myself'. You'll soon be back posting here. We'll miss you in the meantime .
« Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 09:38:34 pm by Slave of the Beast »

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2014, 09:36:19 pm »
like anyone wants to keep in contact with you
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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2014, 09:38:34 pm »
Farewell....  :'(
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: UM fucking done here
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2014, 10:23:51 pm »
just tell them the box was empty