I just got abducted by aliens

[Dumpster Slut]

I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. They took me from my bed and physically carried me down the stairs outside. Then they tied me up and put me in their van. I was then forced me to ejaculate into a cup that I presume will be used to clone my optimal genes.

[Dumpster Slut]

I feel beautiful

[Soso0]

You're so fat not even aliens can abduct you

[Bart the General]

You got milked

[constantinople]

I feel beautiful

Well that shouldn't be happening.

[Dumpster Slut]

Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

[Suicidal Fish]

Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Dumpo you should sign up to PotterForums with some of us and troll the fuck out of them.

You will be great at it.

Keep your name too for extra Lulz

[Soso0]

Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Now sniff your finger

[Suicidal Fish]

Whenever I finger my asshole I get intense flashbacks. Felt so good

Video or it didn't happen

[Infinityshock]

That wasnt aliens.  That was your uncle and his friends in their Halloween costumes

Those werent probes. They were penises and dildos