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Offline Max Headroom

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See everyone in 6 months
« on: September 23, 2014, 01:19:29 pm »
leaving to go to that rehab I talked about in 10 minutes
here are some people I'd like to say bye to:
schplew - stay gold
deadcats - stay gold
panthrax - eat a dick
ebagger - suck a carabou's ass
ppl I forgot - stay slightly less gold but still lackluster glazed over dull goldish
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 01:20:21 pm »
leaving to go to that rehab I talked about in 10 minutes
here are some people I'd like to say bye to:
schplew - stay gold
deadcats - stay gold
panthrax - eat a dick
ebagger - suck a carabou's ass
ppl I forgot - stay slightly less gold but still lackluster glazed over dull goldish

good luck roshambo...I will mail you some drugs when you get out.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 01:48:01 pm »
ty bro
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 01:51:17 pm »
wat about bling i thought u were my brother man

but u should smuggle in an ounce and 3 liters of lean

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 06:21:19 pm »
o shit I forgot about you, stay gold,
also not going to rehab, atleast that one, because when I asked to see the contract they were so very eager to have me sign, to give them the power to change my seemingly voluntary status to involuntary committed as soon as I signed, and worst of all they tried to guilt trip me into going there by roping an autistic patient minding his own business in to convince me to stay. He was a good guy tho. Didn't listen to their corruption and basically told me "you're right, you're signing away your freewill. if you need it its a good program, if you don't, don't do it." Anyways after some more raging female rehab board members starting to insult me for being "too smart", I left. Off to find a better treatment program I guess, or learn to be a man.
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 06:23:52 pm »
Oh no, I forgot to steal OP's personal information!


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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 06:30:16 pm »
Good luck, Max.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 06:31:42 pm »
Oh no, I forgot to steal OP's personal information!

Theres no need to be petulant.  With all the mud being slung around by these alts, how did you expect to stay clean and above it all?  I think every one of us here have been either imitated or accused of terrible things.

edit- heh I see it was a joke, and I misinterpreted it.  NM!
« Last Edit: September 23, 2014, 06:33:51 pm by millionsofdeadcats »
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2014, 07:22:46 pm »
Oh no, I forgot to steal OP's personal information!

arnox you wise guy, you knucklehead with your tomfoolery and your shenanigans
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2014, 08:22:59 pm »
Damn, that's pretty bad when people there tell you to run.

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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2014, 08:29:35 pm »
Good luck finding a privately owned rehab that genuinely wants to help.  The one I went to a while back was super friendly and nice, until my insurance came up for review and they were having trouble getting their money.  Suddenly everyone became like evil towards me and I was kicked out for smoking a cig 2 minutes past smoking break.  Nazis man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFPxMNX4So
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Re: See everyone in 6 months
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2014, 08:32:57 pm »
Good luck finding a privately owned rehab that genuinely wants to help.  The one I went to a while back was super friendly and nice, until my insurance came up for review and they were having trouble getting their money.  Suddenly everyone became like evil towards me and I was kicked out for smoking a cig 2 minutes past smoking break.  Nazis man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFPxMNX4So

I like that youtube links actually embed now.