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Offline Tungsten.Chromium

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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2014, 02:01:38 pm »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 16, 2014, 01:45:07 pm
Quote from: Tungsten.Chromium on September 16, 2014, 01:41:42 pm
Find out his personal number and have someone call him mid class, wait for him to answer, then get his attention and give him the "wtf really?" look.  Later spam text his phone for hours from a gmail or something.

Depending how well the dog is trained, you could try and whistle to get it to come to you instead of him.  Then point out to the class, "hey even his dog likes me better then him, what a loser."
 

Nigga ima go to jail I got no time for shits n giggles anymore

Wha'd they get u for?
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2014, 02:05:11 pm »
Hopefully nothing if I can get this weed up my ass fast enough.
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2014, 02:08:12 pm »
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2014, 02:12:02 pm »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 16, 2014, 02:05:11 pm
Hopefully nothing if I can get this weed up my ass fast enough.

Split it half and half maybe?

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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2014, 02:18:05 pm »
They might not let you use the bathroom for that very reason. I think you should try to get it up there now .
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2014, 02:18:17 pm »
The school would search your person because you disrupted class?   

Think the green has made you a bit paranoid.  Or maybe a bit not paranoid enough.  They could bring in a k9 and do a cavity search bro. 
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2014, 04:02:35 pm »
Okaay just got out of the officials office. I made my first smart move because they did indeed do a bag search just because I was sent to the office. My ass hurt but it was worth it. The simulation made me kinda horny most of the interview too. All that happend was I got detention for a week and gave them my "phone" which was just my ipod. So today was a good day o guess
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2014, 04:16:14 pm »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 16, 2014, 04:02:35 pm
The simulation made me kinda horny most of the interview too.

Please use greater detail describing the interview
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2014, 04:19:37 pm »
likely unnecessary
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 05:42:29 am »
pretend your yelling at someone behind him. when he turns to look chuck a fuckin rock at his head ahahahaaaaaaaa
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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 12:10:24 pm »
Quote from: mojo4567 on September 16, 2014, 01:52:11 pm
its okay. I snuck my weed into my sleeve and am going to go to put it in my butt once they let me go to the bathroom :)

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Re: How to mess with my deaf teacher
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2014, 05:16:40 am »
did u get a bonar
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