Man afflicted with 100 orgasms a day.

[Peace Of Mind]

pile of fucking orgasming human matter.

You don't want to get too close, in case there is a squirter.

Ey yo, speak for yourself there, brother.

 

[RisiR]

^^^
Doesn't know what a squirter is.
 

[millionsofdeadcats]

One of the best pornos I have ever seen in my life was like a bunch of lesbians laying around a living room all masturbating.  One of them on the couch is eating another ones pussy.  The one laying on her back got off and started squirting all over the place, and a big jet of it hit one of the ones laying on the floor and splashed across her stomach and hip. 

I was like

[RisiR]

ITT:

How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?

[Slave of the Beast]

Even if they find a cure for him his chronic priapism may have already wrecked his cock via penile fibrosis. As an aside the Japanese have fertility shrines to this sort of thing, which is ironic as it destroys your sex life.

[RisiR]

Even if they find a cure for him his chronic priapism may have already wrecked his cock via penile fibrosis. As an aside the Japanese have fertility shrines to this sort of thing, which is ironic as it destroys your sex life.

Muhammad was also a fan of Priapism.

Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the [female] dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.' "

[Peace Of Mind]

^^^
Doesn't know what a squirter is.
 

Misread. My bad. Some of the best pornos I've seen were with squirters.

[RisiR]

^^^^^
Never made a girl squirt.
 

[Iehovah]

Soundtrack to his life: "Jizz in my Pants"

[Rowan]

ITT:

How do you explain an orgasm to an 11-year-old child?

Ask Spectral? He seems to be the site's authority on 11-13 yr old kids.