So SWIM and her friend were carhopping at a walmart around 2am this morning. Everything was going normally, they found an unlocked Toyota and hopped in and shut the doors. They rummaged through the car for about a minute and upon finding nothing of interested decided to hop out.

FUCK. there's no door handles on either of their doors. There is a small piece of string attached to one of the places where the handles should be. SWIM pulls on it, it breaks. FUCK.

Try back doors, no handles on them either. This is the jankiest car known to man. One can only assume this guy constantly keeps his windows rolled down so he can open it from the outside.

So SWIM and friend panic for a minute or two trying to find a way out, before finally crawling into the trunk and pulling the emergency escape latch.

Karma is a bitch.

How many chicks reppin around here?!

What is a BI thread?

Quote from: paigehasrabiess on October 22, 2014, 02:40:19 pm

Finally someone who doesn't insult me

better get used to it, no one coddles each other here.  It is sort of an initiatory process...if you have thin skin you won't last...keeps out the weaker sorts and maintains evolutionary fitness.

Yeah I feel that
Never thought It'd be for my gender though!

If she really is a 'small scale criminal' she is not doing it right.

The brightly colored hair will call attention to you immediately, and you want to be unnoticed and underestimated. 

I bet you have piercings and wear tight shirts and short skirts, too

 (mmmmmm..... )

I think it is more like this:

[IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/24q1j4o.jpg[/img]

http://postimg.org/image/suopkk1x5/

Tfw you're right but it's cute as shit

finally, a real BI thread.

looks like a good haul, how do you plan on fencing the goods?

remind me later and I will make a write up of how to make a slim jim

Finally someone who doesn't insult me.

already sold 2 longboards to a friend, made 50$ (they were the crap ones.) still have he good ones, I'll probably wait a month or so then put them on craigslist.

Quote from: paigehasrabiess on October 22, 2014, 02:13:57 pm

http://postimg.org/image/q2weugh0t/

Everyone believe me now?

You should probably not post evidence and incriminate yourself like that Miss Santuary.

This thread has the BI lulz we've all been waiting for.

I covered my face.

Quote from: paigehasrabiess on October 22, 2014, 02:13:57 pm

http://postimg.org/image/q2weugh0t/

Everyone believe me now?

OMG your eyes kinda suck you in, but its a little stupid to post pictures of yourself admitting to a crime.

I'll take my chances.