Mash you need to see a doctor for several very obvious reasons.

THIS

KILL YOURSELF TRANSSEXUAL ABOMINATION YOU ARE A CRIME AGAINST NATURE

Leave this fucking site scum.

Once upon a time I dismembered your preteen daughter with a chainsaw and consumed her soft supple flesh as an afternoon snack.

Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight school. I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!

I'm going to murder tiffany aka PJB

You won't do SHIT you scared little pussy ass bitch.

I fucking OWN you.

Well folks, my time on Earth has come to an end. I can no longer live with the things, the people I've lost. I tried very hard to move on but it's simply not possible. Some losses are too profound to ever come back from. Blissful memories have turned to black and are permanently etched upon my hippocampus. Every day is a struggle to come to terms with the void, the pain, but every day the anguish only intensifies. Time does not heal, there is no catharsis, but death can bring about an end. An eternity of nonexistence is all I hope for.

So on October 31, 2014, I will attach a 10kg high explosive charge to my chest, and send myself off into eternity at 20 times the speed of sound in ambient air. Goodbye, Totse, I wish you luck in future endeavors.

Should be pretty foolproof actually. Just have a root terminal open and if LE busts in, execute the script. Within 10 seconds everything will be permanently gone and (DDR3) RAM cleared. A hard drive full of LUKS encrypted data without a key and header is about as useful to forensic examiners as a brick.

For DDR2 RAM you should probably implement some kind of secure memory erasure like what TAILS does, because it takes much longer, possibly as much as several minutes to clear after loss of power.