I've not received any PM's from you, General. I've already spoken with Rook and MoaningLisa. Worked out something with them, so that's no fault on my end.

I've always had a thing for Platinum or silver, mostly platinum because of my years battling depression and suicide attempts.
Platinum is one of the hardest metals, and isn't easy to get rid of, so that rang a bell with me. I used to endure a lot and always managed to keep being happy.
Storm comes from my left-handedness, and the fact that I'm constantly coming up with new things, and ideas get thrown around and abandoned, then started again... you get the picture.

the 1 was because i had signed up before, but forgot all of the login stuff, and couldn't be arsed to find it out (probably a throwaway email that i don't remember). So this has been my only login.

And my avatar is blank because fuck you (just kidding, it fit, so i put it there [inb4 that's what she said])

I used to work for an electronics shop, and it was Black Friday, so as expected, we were packed. Not just a little packed, but "sardines have more room in a can" packed. I had to go to the backroom because I had a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin from mcdonald, plus i needed a product to sell.
I get gassy with eggs. This is fact.
As i was passing through the crowd, someone bumped my stomach just right, and I let a silent airbomb escape. Once i dropped that hell missile, I got to the back room as quickly as I could. As I'm back there, regaining myself, and getting the product, I hear, "What in the actual fuck!? Who blew their ass out!?"
I died, right there, laughing my face off. I laughed for at least a few minutes before remembering I needed to be out there helping.
I walked out, started to walk through the crowd and I. COULD.STILL. SMELL IT!!!! It seriously smelled like someone lit a baby on fire and threw cabbage on it and crapped on it for good measure. Yes, it was offensive in every aspect.
So, I get back behind the counter and went, "Ok, who destroyed their pants and do you need us to hold your place in line while you investigate what's left of your underpants?"

It was a good day.

My associate says he has them and is slipping some out today, and for anyone interested to name their price (be reasonable)

Given they are not perfect (some have rear camera problems, some with a bit of debris under the glass, etc.) but they're returns for the Power button issues that have been fixed. I think they'd hypothetically go for $175 each***see edit, based on what can be found on eBay.  But that's only if this person decided to try this hypothetical story.

***EDIT: I looked on the eBayz.. these hypothical devices could go for between $100-$200 depending on size.

So, let's pretend a friend worked in an Apple repair center and could hypothetically get a few phones out without being caught. The phones aren't perfect but they work great. No longer on service and factory restored. Let's pretend someone could have the audacity to try and sell them. Where could somebody sell them without having their name associated with the sale?
Again, I'm only making up this story for the simple reason of creating conversation.

I'm sure he could sell that phone and the buyer would be none the wiser. Cash in, and still have his phone.
(This is, BI after all)

@end. I don't mean it to sound sketchy, I'm trying to find out for him and trying to keep it free of specifics.
@risir. no flip phones. The newer moto g. He likes motorola and it happens to be reasonably priced