Quote from: inb4lock on September 07, 2014, 07:05:09 am

Iv been pretending to be real cool with him and iv been giving him half tequila half methanol shots and it isn't doing shit. This is the second time iv got em and he just posted on Facebook after he went home that he had a great time. I'm using heet brand methanol and he took two half and half shots and one regular. What the fuck

What's the link to his Facebook ID

Why did you take some "tequila" shots tonight?

Iv been pretending to be real cool with him and iv been giving him half tequila half methanol shots and it isn't doing shit. This is the second time iv got em and he just posted on Facebook after he went home that he had a great time. I'm using heet brand methanol and he took two half and half shots and one regular. What the fuck

I think you should go out with a bang, fuck suicide bags.

Here's what you need:

Cellphone with cam, glued or otherwise stuck to forehead. Livestream if possible ( so we can see shit )
You also need a gun, because its no fun without and because you might live longer with it.
You will enter the parlament in your area and start to shoot around killing a few.  You will then force the remaning polititians to the top floor, where you will execute them nazi style if your demands aren't met.  ( your demands will be something we will all benifit from, such as the lynching of all niggers and spics )  10 minutes later, you will execute them all anyway, except for one.
You need to keep 1 female alive, and make sure she's attractive, cuz you're gonna be raping her.

Now assuming the cops/swat didn't raid you by now, you will carefully aproach a window and then throw out all the bodies so bystanders on the streets could get a glimpse of whats going on.
You would also yell strange things, such as:  Cats! in the face of my car!  Wuuuuuut wuuuuuuut, my holy grail of semen will be emptied onto this woman, and then you will rape the remaning hostage, followed by headshot.  After this you will feel pretty good, infact you don't even wanna suicide anymore.  So now you need the cops to kill you instead.  This will be achieved by going to the streets and aiming at cops with your gun. 

You will be remembered forever.

What about using remote controlled helicopters with pipe booms attached? If I get caught ill just tell them there just weren't enough seeds in the seedhead.

Guess which one I took

Fuck Zoklet. This forum is gonna go down too.

Can I use regular balloon helium or what about nitrous? I plan to slam the tar right when I get tunnel vision from a gaseous anesthetic of some sort but this really needs to go smoothly I don't want to end up like terry schivo..and by that I mean I don't want a video of myself on the internet that will be fapped to vigorously by all sorts of sick fucks.

Events in the life I am trying to end came into play... think of them as last wishes....I'm serious the autoerotic asphyxiation jus isn't cutting it these days....I'm done... anything less painful than helium and heroin?