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Half Baked / Re: Bundaberg Rum?
« on: September 26, 2014, 09:17:52 am »
Adding to what the the Aussies have said, it's fairly lower range rum. Brown.

It effects me exactly the same as every other: it gets me drunk.

Is there such a thing as high grade rum? The two terms seem mutually exclusive.

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Half Baked / Re: Uses for fat women
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:09:56 am »
climbing inside them


And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside.

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Once again you're totally missing the point.

Intentionally, of course.


Can we get a former Zoklet staff member to confirm this claim?

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Spurious Generalities / Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:49:24 am »
My first 100 posts or so were inane pedantic flamewars with Snoopy and Silverlights.

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

    -Morb-
    cashual21
    cocacola14
    DoctorDoom
    DOCTORGONZO409
    fuckbiscuit
    harry_bosetti
    Homesniper
    Toothlessjoe
    zumtream


Morb with a hyphen or no Morb at all.

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Half Baked / Re: I am developing a new martial art where
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:47:29 am »
I use my genitals only to defend myself and neutralize attackers.  Anyone want to spar?
Before we start you should know, I'm a third degree cock ring.




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Half Baked / Re: Bundaberg Rum?
« on: September 20, 2014, 03:38:33 am »
Local references get you local work


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkH5_aGRC8g

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Half Baked / Re: So I just discovered Zoklet has gone today
« on: September 15, 2014, 01:05:39 pm »
I always read your name as "Is a killa". Don't try to correct me, please, because that's unlikely to change.

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Can we please ban DaGuru and Spectral?
« on: September 15, 2014, 12:53:44 pm »
...
I'll take a very wild guess that somewhere along the line he was discussing cars, and he disagreed with someone whether a certain model could be defined as a sports car. And of course because Rodent can't ever let any online disagreement go, years later he is STILL trying to be viewed as being "right" or "winning an argument" amongst total strangers he'll never meet....and THAT is why he is obsessing over this for so long. All in line with his "higher goals", because that is how his psychotic and immature mind works?

How close am I?

Now that you've laid out how much you two have in common it really seems like you should get along better than you do.

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Bitch & Moan / Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« on: September 13, 2014, 11:47:48 am »
Are you people animals? Calm the fuck down. We get it, butts and vaginas. I can type "butts" into Google and find the best ones that exist at ANY time of the day.

Are you all THAT sex deprived? Jesus christ.

Show me your butt.

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Bitch & Moan / Re: Ordered a new pair of yoga pants
« on: September 13, 2014, 09:21:59 am »
Yoga pants are for people who are going to do YOGA. They aren't for people to wear as casual wear for fuck's sake. That's like me dressing up as a construction worker or doctor and go "what? no this is just a comfortable outfit. Don't be so judgemental...."


If you are wearing yoga pants, GUY OR GIRL, and aren't on your way to or from a yoga class, I wish your demise. I wish some dad who finally got fed up with life started driving like a lunatic and running people down and you were one of them.

Hey, shut up, man. I don't care what someone's doing with their day, I want to look at butts.
http://i58.tinypic.com/29du268.gif

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Your Biggest Complaint of This Site
« on: September 13, 2014, 02:41:53 am »
https/SSL would be nice, and if this:
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=1289.msg12182#msg12182
As soon as we fix our broken IP's, I will.
could be done with all due urgency it would be much appreciated. But do keep this in mind:
The important thing to remember here, Arnox, is that no matter what you do 90% of people will, and the 10% who like it will forget about it in a week. There are no decisions that please DeBuru. Even if you put it to a poll, democracy is no deterrent from blind rage at the top. The reason admins always go absent is because of this, the only way to keep from being the most reviled thing on the board is to make no decisions at all.

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Link?  I want to know if a certain guy's info was leaked, so I can maybe see if he's still speaking to the whore he cheated with.

Shiiiiiiiatsu massage.

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Half Baked / Re: But I CAN'T be a...a wizard! I'm..
« on: September 12, 2014, 10:27:51 am »
Well... Just hairy... Did you ever suck any massive cocks?
I heard it was Weasley on the bottom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoihY_VB16Q

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Spurious Generalities / Re: Avoyel
« on: September 12, 2014, 10:15:46 am »
They've got a phenomenal tutorial on how to roll a joint. I found it during a google search

Do you have an offer code I can use so they know you sent me there?

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"To Serve Man"

RIP Richard Kiel
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MXVpWEM.png[/img]
Built a career out of being huge and wanting to eat people.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/u3eURrz.jpg[/img]

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