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Sex & Affection / Re: worst sex you ever had?
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:21:10 pm »Good topic jerome.
In 2006 I went to a barn party and got white girl drunk on Jager. There was a girl there that I wanted to screw that we'll call Jeanette and she had a friend that we'll call Katie. Well Jeanette looked damn fine back then and Katie was cute in the face but was a bit too fluffy for my tastes. They also got white girl drunk.
I can't even remember how it happened or whose idea it was but by the end of the party the three of us were in the loft of the barn naked together. They both started going down on me, they were decent at it, but lacked synchronization so it was a bit of a let down there.
I started making out with Jeanette and Katie takes the initiative and fluffs down on top of me. I'm struggling to keep erect because I didn't really find her attractive. She reaches over to start fingering Jeanette when all of the sudden Jeanette Jumps up and starts yelling, "I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!" and runs down the stairs of the loft buck naked and out of the barn.
Boner is nearly dead now. I didn't even bother finishing. Just told Katie to get off me and I went home.
You thought you had 2 girls but ended having to go jack off. I would hardly consider that bad sex however hilarious it may be.