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Nature => Noah's Ark => Topic started by: PurpleCow on May 24, 2014, 09:00:44 pm

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Post by: PurpleCow on May 24, 2014, 09:00:44 pm
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Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: Infinityshock on May 24, 2014, 09:55:08 pm
a goat is better.  they give meat and milk, the same as a cow, but they take up much less space.  their growth rate and reproductive habits are much faster, and the most important trait of all is they can be legally termed 'pets' when the local code enforcement decides to stick their noses where they dont belong.
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: oppenheimmer on May 27, 2014, 11:00:23 am
i have most them things already,

can i buy you?
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: Infinityshock on May 29, 2014, 01:08:20 am
i have most them things already,

can i buy you?

if you have enough money
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: buddha on May 29, 2014, 02:01:21 pm
Why is the op so long? Let me revise it for you

What to do before you buy a pet cow.

1.) Step back and think, it's a fucking cow.

still want a cow? proceed to step 2

2.) Slap yourself!
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: Infinityshock on May 29, 2014, 02:22:51 pm
There's more reason to buy a cow than not

Free milk...healthier than the hormone laced shit at the grocery. ..and when you get tired of it you can invite it to dinner as the main course
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: oppenheimmer on May 30, 2014, 02:36:12 pm
you can also sell the milk you don't drink in turn making the cow pay for its self so you can buy another cow and some chickens you'll be rolling in dough in no time and if you ever need extra money you can invite IS round to....
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: Infinityshock on June 01, 2014, 10:52:36 am
Chickens are cheap. (See what I did there? ) they're only a couple of dollars each if you buy them commercially and even cheaper (again...) if you have a rooster to make free baby chickens. Then u could sell them and make money on the babys

Round to...?

Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: GothicSeraph on July 08, 2014, 06:32:47 pm
Chickens are cheap. (See what I did there? ) they're only a couple of dollars each if you buy them commercially and even cheaper (again...) if you have a rooster to make free baby chickens. Then u could sell them and make money on the babys

Round to...?

Also, sheep are great especially if you are too lazy to mow the lawn. Sheep graze versus the goats who are browsers and eat anything that they can reach.
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: PurpleCow on July 29, 2014, 02:28:26 am
Chickens are cheap. (See what I did there? ) they're only a couple of dollars each if you buy them commercially and even cheaper (again...) if you have a rooster to make free baby chickens. Then u could sell them and make money on the babys

Round to...?

Also, sheep are great especially if you are too lazy to mow the lawn. Sheep graze versus the goats who are browsers and eat anything that they can reach.
I see your point. Also, sheep are great for fucking. They never say no just "bah".
Title: Re: What To Do Before You Buy a Pet Cow
Post by: GothicSeraph on July 29, 2014, 06:04:27 am
Chickens are cheap. (See what I did there? ) they're only a couple of dollars each if you buy them commercially and even cheaper (again...) if you have a rooster to make free baby chickens. Then u could sell them and make money on the babys

Round to...?

Also, sheep are great especially if you are too lazy to mow the lawn. Sheep graze versus the goats who are browsers and eat anything that they can reach.
I see your point. Also, sheep are great for fucking. They never say no just "bah".

Sometimes "Naaah"
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Post by: 1983 on October 13, 2014, 03:16:47 pm
I wonder how many of you know a cow or goat needs to be pregnant to produce milk...

Just FFT.

Al
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Post by: Prometheus on October 13, 2014, 04:16:12 pm
Generally yes, yes they do. Dairy cows are almost perpetually pregnant. But hey, veal.
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Post by: GothicSeraph on October 13, 2014, 04:28:01 pm
Generally yes, yes they do. Dairy cows are almost perpetually pregnant. But hey, veal.

Who could complain about veal?
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Post by: 1983 on October 13, 2014, 04:30:19 pm
Generally yes, yes they do. Dairy cows are almost perpetually pregnant. But hey, veal.

Who could complain about veal?

The animal rights activists I force to watch me eat ever last savory bite.

Al
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Post by: GothicSeraph on October 13, 2014, 04:57:51 pm


The animal rights activists I force to watch me eat ever last savory bite.

Al

Those aren't people... So their opinion lacks a vote...
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Post by: Prometheus on October 13, 2014, 10:57:42 pm
I actually personally oppose veal, but I'm not going to tell other people what they can and can't eat. Well, in some cases, but I'm not going to get into that here...