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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Vizier on September 02, 2014, 06:07:50 pm

Title: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: Vizier on September 02, 2014, 06:07:50 pm
You know how it goes, and these were totse classics and I didn't see one here.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 06:29:55 pm
Quote from: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.

You receive a Commodore 64 with a broken tape deck. It's "new" to you.

I wish for sex.
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: Vizier on September 02, 2014, 06:42:39 pm
Quote from: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 06:29:55 pm
Quote from: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.

You receive a Commodore 64 with a broken tape deck. It's "new" to you.

I wish for sex.

Granted but it's with HandofZek.

I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 08:06:58 pm
I'm actually eating a bacon sandwich now. Feel the hate Vizier! Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: AverageJane on September 02, 2014, 08:32:17 pm
I wish for a pony and an ice cream sundae. With a cherry on top. Preferably peanut butter chocolate ice cream


(http://i.imgur.com/Uywrul2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: Infrared on September 02, 2014, 08:37:22 pm
Hey AJ, good to see you and glad you made it
Title: Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
Post by: AverageJane on September 02, 2014, 08:57:56 pm
Quote from: Infrared on September 02, 2014, 08:37:22 pm
Hey AJ, good to see you and glad you made it

I was going to "thank" this but but but I can't :(

It's soooooo good to hear it. Hope this place works out!