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Title: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 02:41:47 pm
fuck you
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: LongDongSilver on September 02, 2014, 06:42:07 pm
HI Michael
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 09:18:31 pm
Fuck you too, fat fuck. You can't even quote someone properly with those sausage fingers of yours. Disgusting. You forgot the brackets.

Hello LongDongSilver, is your dong silver and long or is it just mostly silver?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: devnull on September 02, 2014, 09:26:48 pm
I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 09:33:08 pm
I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.

I live in a country far better than yours, inb4lock, you dumb wedophile. And Pakistan isn't even located in the Middle East. How can you be this stupid?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: devnull on September 02, 2014, 09:42:31 pm
I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.

I live in a country far better than yours, inb4lock, you dumb wedophile. And Pakistan isn't even located in the Middle East. How can you be this stupid?

Holy shit, kill yourself.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: LongDongSilver on September 02, 2014, 09:45:10 pm
 kill yourself of my god you're like so atrocious kill yourslef
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Industrial on September 02, 2014, 09:46:51 pm
I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.

I live in a country far better than yours, inb4lock, you dumb wedophile. And Pakistan isn't even located in the Middle East. How can you be this stupid?

Holy shit, kill yourself.
Is this your job?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: devnull on September 02, 2014, 09:49:53 pm
kill yourself of my god you're like so atrocious kill yourslef

Kill yourself.

I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.

I live in a country far better than yours, inb4lock, you dumb wedophile. And Pakistan isn't even located in the Middle East. How can you be this stupid?

Holy shit, kill yourself.
Is this your job?

Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Industrial on September 02, 2014, 09:50:48 pm
kill yourself of my god you're like so atrocious kill yourslef

Kill yourself.

I'm going to nuke the entire middle east just to wipe MM's poisonous existence off the face of the earth.

I live in a country far better than yours, inb4lock, you dumb wedophile. And Pakistan isn't even located in the Middle East. How can you be this stupid?

Holy shit, kill yourself.
Is this your job?

Kill yourself.
Legit autism?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 09:55:46 pm
Fuck you too, fat fuck. You can't even quote someone properly with those sausage fingers of yours. Disgusting. You forgot the brackets.

Hello LongDongSilver, is your dong silver and long or is it just mostly silver?

I took the brackets off for a reason you motherfucker I will kill all your baby goats arrghrhh fcku yo
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 10:12:04 pm
Hey inb4lock, you can suck my 2 inch dick before I ram it down your ass, filthy faggot.

Fuck you too, fat fuck. You can't even quote someone properly with those sausage fingers of yours. Disgusting. You forgot the brackets.

Hello LongDongSilver, is your dong silver and long or is it just mostly silver?

I took the brackets off for a reason you motherfucker I will kill all your baby goats arrghrhh fcku yo

I doubt you did that for a reason. Keep telling yourself lies, jelly belly! You're a big fat phony! You hear me? A big fat phony!
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 10:16:46 pm
I did.  It looked fucking gay in the light blue box, and the 'psychomanthis' part was outside of the box and hard as fuck to read. 
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 10:21:31 pm
I did.  It looked fucking gay in the light blue box, and the 'psychomanthis' part was outside of the box and hard as fuck to read.

Let's see if you're right.

Quote from: psychomanthis;4789463
Listen as much as i'd like to go bananas i'd like to be on staff again some day

edit: what you got right now is easier on the eyes yes. You didn't lie. I will reward you by giving you food, 'cause that's all you want right? Eat all day err day?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: jerome on September 02, 2014, 10:28:12 pm
i love michael myers!
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 10:33:33 pm
what you got right now is easier on the eyes yes. You didn't lie. I will reward you by giving you food, 'cause that's all you want right? Eat all day err day?

I know, you're jealous because you go hungry half the time over there in Waziristan or wherever the fuck desert hellhole you came from.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 10:38:23 pm
crazymike confirmed for obeast
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 10:42:15 pm
He's fucking stupid, I'm not even fat.  6' 190# you cocksucking niggers.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 10:45:20 pm
michael myers is smarter than crazymike, especially considering he's literally middle aged
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: devnull on September 02, 2014, 10:51:06 pm
What's your BF%?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 10:53:29 pm
michael myers is smarter than crazymike, especially considering he's literally middle aged

Fuck that desert nigger.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 10:57:39 pm
What's your BF%?

Fuck if I know? 
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 11:35:47 pm
i love michael myers!

I love you too jerome!!

michael myers is smarter than crazymike, especially considering he's literally middle aged

Preach brother! Preach!

what you got right now is easier on the eyes yes. You didn't lie. I will reward you by giving you food, 'cause that's all you want right? Eat all day err day?

I know, you're jealous because you go hungry half the time over there in Waziristan or wherever the fuck desert hellhole you came from.

I live in Holland, you live with fat people. Your own kind, in America. Hahahahaha. How does it feel to have a half-black president? Filthy fat fuck.

He's fucking stupid, I'm not even fat.  6' 190# you cocksucking niggers.

Implying you aren't sitting in a wheelchair 'cause you're too fat to move on your own.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 11:39:39 pm
How does it feel to have a half-black president?

Feels like nigger.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 11:40:37 pm
you can tell someone's old when they whine about communism in america and you can tell they're fat when they post like crazymike
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 11:41:53 pm
How does it feel to have a half-black president?

Feels like nigger.

Enjoy that "nigger" dick up your ass then 'cause he's fucking you over and over again and you take it like the fat bitch you are 'cause you're too fat to move.

you can tell someone's old when they whine about communism in america and you can tell they're fat when they post like crazymike

I know right?! I read a couple of his posts and it's like I gained a couple of pounds.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 11:43:18 pm
i dunt liek niggers bcuz theyre more skillful laborers than me-crazymike
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 11:45:06 pm
i dunt liek niggers bcuz theyre more skillful laborers than me-crazymike

"I don't like Russians because their women are more beautiful!" - crazymike

"I hate Michael Myers because he's thin and I am fat as fuck" - crazymike

"Have you seen my wheelchair? I need it because I'm too fat too move" - crazymike

Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 12:09:44 am
you can tell someone's old when they whine about communism in america and you can tell they're fat when they post like crazymike

And you can tell someone's a homosexual when you see the word 'unstable' in front of any username.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 12:10:43 am
you can tell someone's old when they whine about communism in america and you can tell they're fat when they post like crazymike

And you can tell someone's a homosexual when you see the word 'unstable' in front of any username.
Luckily it says "unbreakable"
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 12:18:19 am
Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 12:21:07 am
Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.

Dates are fucking disgusting. Why is food always on your mind? You being fat is an excuse I guess but still. We don't have magic carpets you idiot. Give me your wheelchair, you fat fuck. I'm sure you have a dirty, scraggly beard as well with bread crumbs in it. You're absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 12:45:40 am
"I don't like Russians because their women are more beautiful!" - crazymike

Russian women are kinda hot, I think it's the way they talk or something.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 01:18:57 am
"I don't like Russians because their women are more beautiful!" - crazymike

Russian women are kinda hot, I think it's the way they talk or something.

Kinda? KINDA hot? How ugly must American girls be if you think Russians are "kinda" hot? Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 02:37:56 am
Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?

Yes.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 02:44:56 am
Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?

Yes.

Don't you know? Russian girls don't like fat people. If you want, you and I can work on a dieting schedule so you can follow that. I will be watching your every move with that filthy, fat ridden arm of yours.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 03:00:51 am
you and I can work on a dieting schedule

sorry, I'm not eating any camel meat with you, Achmed.  You can go ahead though, I bet you need the nourishment you starveling bitch.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 05:48:53 am
you and I can work on a dieting schedule

sorry, I'm not eating any camel meat with you, Achmed.  You can go ahead though, I bet you need the nourishment you starveling bitch.

Camel meat? Is this your way of telling me that I eat camels? Achmed? You think that's my name? I bet you were inspirationless so you went on to look for Jeff Dunham stand-up videos, right?

In a scale of crazymike to crazymike, how fat are you?
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 12:51:52 pm
Camel meat? Is this your way of telling me that I eat camels? Achmed? You think that's my name? I bet you were inspirationless so you went on to look for Jeff Dunham stand-up videos, right?

In a scale of crazymike to crazymike, how fat are you?

Yes yes no and fuck you.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 01:12:07 pm
Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Rowan on September 03, 2014, 01:24:08 pm
Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.


You have flying carpets?!?! Send me one!!! I never did get that apron that mmmmmmmquestions promised but a flying carpet would be way better!!
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 03:13:24 pm
Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds

You fucking moron, I grew up in the projects, I am about as far from a hick as one can get.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 03:47:12 pm
Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds

You fucking moron, I grew up in the projects, I am about as far from a hick as one can get.

>implying there's a difference in intelligence between the two
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 03, 2014, 04:10:10 pm
You guys are fucking retarded.  I am going to go listen to my 'ted nugent's greatest hits' CD.
Title: Re: Hey Michael Myers
Post by: Michael Myers on September 04, 2014, 03:49:04 am
crazymike is so fat, when he is browsing this site he literally jams the traffic. You alone are responsible for 75% of the bandwidth of this website.