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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: joe camel on September 02, 2014, 01:43:27 pm

Title: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: joe camel on September 02, 2014, 01:43:27 pm

eat shit you fucking loser

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: constantinople on September 02, 2014, 09:29:58 pm

green lantern is sofucking fat that he can make cereal in his bellybutton. and he does.

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 10:10:01 pm

Shut up, joe camel. Ryan Reynolds is such a babe.

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: joe camel on September 03, 2014, 02:29:17 am

Green lantern was in the supermarket and said "Mommy i want that candy bar!" She slapped him and said "Shut the fuck up. You're 35 years old.

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: constantinople on September 03, 2014, 02:34:55 am

Quote from: joe camel on September 03, 2014, 02:29:17 am

Green lantern was in the supermarket and said "Mommy i want that candy bar!" She slapped him and said "Shut the fuck up. You're 35 years old.

I fucking, deep, belly-laughed at this.

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 03, 2014, 02:37:23 am

green lantern washes himself with a dick on a stick

Title: Re: Green Lantern is like a dick without wings
Post by: joe camel on September 03, 2014, 02:41:30 am

Quote from: constantinople on September 03, 2014, 02:34:55 am

I fucking, deep, belly-laughed at this.

I read that on totse when i was probably in 8th grade

Oh how times have changed.

Anyways, Green Lantern is so fat the tip of his dortio dust covered finger was used to film the movie "Red Planet"