The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: baby raper on November 27, 2014, 06:08:54 am
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when the gaurd walks by im going to act like i been hanging for a while and after they revive me im going to play like i have severe brain damage and ill be moved to a hospital like long term care facility and then ill snake they ass.....its like an awesome version of billy the kid from the green mile when he plays like hes heavily medicated and starts swinging but ill be feigning brain damage and playin derp
inb4alreadyhavebraindamage
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I like the idea but It might be harder to fool a brain surgeon such as myself with an EKG attached to you.
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This is a 10/10 idea! Brain damage will definetly get you out of jails
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Don't listen to the hators they just fbi
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It might just be stupid enough to work
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Wrong. You'll be kept on the unit. They have all the equipment necessary. If not, you'll be transported (securely) to a unit that does.
Source: Prison.
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This reminds me of the story of the junky in the STL jail.
Had a crack head break his finger because he seriously thought they would take him to a hospital.
They did not.
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Wrong. You'll be kept on the unit. They have all the equipment necessary. If not, you'll be transported (securely) to a unit that does.
Source: Prison.
you've been to prison komo?
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Wrong. You'll be kept on the unit. They have all the equipment necessary. If not, you'll be transported (securely) to a unit that does.
Source: Prison.
na ud get sent to a state hospital bro like patton http://www.dsh.ca.gov/Patton/default.asp
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mike patton?
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mike patton?
http://www.dsh.ca.gov/Patton/default.asp
and then do one of these
http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20120403/patton-state-hospital-escape-illustrates-concerns-over-security-supervisor-says
profit!
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also this
http://www.courant.com/breaking-news/hc-hartford-homicide-incompetent-1125-20141124-story.html
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This reminds me of the story of the junky in the STL jail.
Had a crack head break his finger because he seriously thought they would take him to a hospital.
They did not.
Not that I doubt your story, but at least here if you get injured they usually release you if medical attention is required because they have to pay your medical bill as long as you are still in custody, I've actually seen this happen.
Not that you're going to get out of a murder or rape charge, but something like DUI/non support/vandalism, basically something silly and misdemeanor they let you go.
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when i worked as a nursing aid in the st hospital there was a guy that was taken outta jail and sent the mental hospital because he slit his wrist, but im sure that wouldn't work in prison. wonder how it even worked while he was in jail.
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I used to carpool to the methadone clinic sometimes with this guy who got caught shoplifting, and he had MRSA on his arm, and they refused to arrest him and just let him go.
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I used to carpool to the methadone clinic sometimes with this guy who got caught shoplifting, and he had MRSA on his arm, and they refused to arrest him and just let him go.
you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?
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you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?
marion indiana
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you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?
marion indiana
what store though...
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what store though...
wal mart I think....been some years now, and I wasn't with him at the time
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what store though...
wal mart I think....been some years now, and I wasn't with him at the time
was his name mike?
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alright so iv been typing all this on my cell phone from inside delano state prison but tonight i fake my hanging and subsequent brain injury. theres this female gaurd on staff tonight thats been giving me the eye so i just looked real depressed at her instead so i know shes goin to pay attention to my cell. i will update as events warrant.
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alright so iv been typing all this on my cell phone from inside delano state prison but tonight i fake my hanging and subsequent brain injury. theres this female gaurd on staff tonight thats been giving me the eye so i just looked real depressed at her instead so i know shes goin to pay attention to my cell. i will update as events warrant.
got to sleep nigga!^^^
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5charmander
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was his name mike?
no kroz, jesus whats the matter with you
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I'm diagnosed w bipolar d/o and ocd... sorry my mad crazy mike
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no rest for the wicked.
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I like the idea but It might be harder to fool a brain surgeon such as myself with an EKG attached to you.
EKGs measure electrical activity in the heart, not the brain. You might want to review your surgery textbooks on basic brain anatomy before you operate again.
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^^^
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Wrong. You'll be kept on the unit. They have all the equipment necessary. If not, you'll be transported (securely) to a unit that does.
Source: Prison.
you've been to prison komo?
Yes, yes I have.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Jay_Russell
dude faked aids and managed to get out
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Jay_Russell
dude faked aids and managed to get out
holy shit that quite a salesman right there
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Someone should send that guy a letter and let him know my idea if he faked aids he could pull this off.
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Do it. for real. I would but i'm too lazy
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Aiding a murderer to escape with an ingenious idea....now thats god tier trolling