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Title: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 10:57:36 pm
Do you see the sacrifices I make for you pathetic fucking faggots?
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 26, 2014, 11:07:35 pm
Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 11:11:54 pm
Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 11:12:55 pm
I basically talk normal speed. I've noticed it makes people nervous when I try to get my mouth closer to my brains speed. Will find happy medium someday
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: RisiR on November 26, 2014, 11:15:01 pm
Try speaking less for once. How about that?
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 26, 2014, 11:16:12 pm
Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people

Alternatively you could change nothing and go work in an Indian call centre.
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 11:20:47 pm
Unless you sound like HAL 9000 you probably just come across as a retard.

I usually speak kinda fast and abrasively. I tend to pepper in a lot of colloquial words as well and this can help curtail this and give me a more accessible dialect so it's not all for other people

Alternatively you could change nothing and go work in an Indian call centre.

I've never heard any colloquial expressions during IT support. I think I'd remember "good gishnu" or "heavens to curry"

I've become keenly aware of how ridiculous some pronunciations I have are though. It really is the Scot in me. I literally pronounce dog "doge" among other things
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: RisiR on November 26, 2014, 11:31:42 pm
I literally pronounce dog "doge" among other things
Among other things...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s1PEV9rILF
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 11:33:23 pm
Everything I do seems normal until I realize most people are faggots

that's gonna be the title of my autobiography
Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: RisiR on November 26, 2014, 11:45:09 pm
I told Crazymike that I'm feeling it.

Title: Re: Lately I've been trying to speak slower and softer
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 26, 2014, 11:47:03 pm
I'd probably smoke weed with crazymike