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Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: equanimity on November 16, 2014, 07:33:18 pm

Title: I'M SO ANGRY!!!
Post by: equanimity on November 16, 2014, 07:33:18 pm
So I was at Wal-Mart last night getting some stuff with a friend and I came across these Warheads SUPER SOUR candy canes.  They sounded amazing.  Warheads candy canes?? omg must have!  It's rare I buy candy but no sane person is going to pass that up.  Got home excited to try one, make it through the wrapper, start sucking and...

the fuck?  This shit isn't super sour, and it doesn't taste like warheads.  It's vaguely sour and tastes like some kinda generic hard candy.  I spent $2 for this nonsense?  Fuck that.  I want my money back :mad:

(http://i.imgur.com/DJgm4V3.jpg)
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 16, 2014, 07:35:09 pm
lol u nevr get preggo
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 07:35:23 pm
Stick all of them up your asshole and paint a picture with the sludge that melts out.

:tup:
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Post by: equanimity on November 16, 2014, 07:41:43 pm
You can both go eat a bag of hell :mad:
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Post by: Prometheus on November 16, 2014, 07:43:05 pm
And what exactly would that taste like? Old eggs?
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Post by: Spectre on November 16, 2014, 08:04:51 pm
Have you stuck any sharp ones up your butt yet?
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Post by: max power on November 16, 2014, 08:10:02 pm
1 more reason for me to never go to wal mart: trannys are allowed to shop there
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 08:12:26 pm
Rough crowd here, anyway better lcuk next tiem
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Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 12:22:05 am
A 1oz bag of warheads cost around $1
 
So a 6oz box of special limited edited warhead candy canes would have been around $7
 
Not many people will pay that much for some candy canes
 
So they used a cheaper formula to keep the price low and get sales with false advertising to anyone gullible enough to buy them

Profit
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Post by: Billy Herrington on November 17, 2014, 12:28:46 am
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 17, 2014, 12:33:00 am
I'm sorry that you had the incredible misfortune of greedy business men.
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Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 03:00:20 am
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/_consume_/pic/0020yz5y)
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Post by: Billy Herrington on November 17, 2014, 03:05:11 am
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/_consume_/pic/0020yz5y)

You're a lying piece of degenerate scum and deserve nothing more than being taken out back and shot in the head like the dog you are
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Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 03:21:34 am
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/_consume_/pic/0020yz5y)

You're a lying piece of degenerate scum and deserve nothing more than being taken out back and shot in the head like the dog you are

(http://vultureofcritique.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/sad-nazi-girl.jpeg)
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Post by: -SpectraL on November 17, 2014, 03:39:22 am

...start sucking and...


tf/dr

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Post by: equanimity on November 17, 2014, 04:05:58 am
A 1oz bag of warheads cost around $1
 
So a 6oz box of special limited edited warhead candy canes would have been around $7
 
Not many people will pay that much for some candy canes
 
So they used a cheaper formula to keep the price low and get sales with false advertising to anyone gullible enough to buy them

Profit

What kinda sadistic assholes would do such a thing?  And why would the fine people who make Warheads allow this travesty? :(

So angry I might go punch a horse :mad:
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 17, 2014, 06:12:19 am
The horse doesn't deserve that.

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Post by: -SpectraL on November 17, 2014, 06:14:29 am

This is what's known as Zek's "I'm A Little Angry Bird Right Now" mood.
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 17, 2014, 06:18:03 am
Nigger Nostrils, your swastika and animu picture contradict each other. Which are you a weeb or a nazi?


Both.
 
(http://pics.livejournal.com/_consume_/pic/0020yz5y)

You're a lying piece of degenerate scum and deserve nothing more than being taken out back and shot in the head like the dog you are
Well, according to the picture, I think you mean 'cat'.
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Post by: Billy Herrington on November 17, 2014, 10:43:06 am

Well, according to the picture, I think you mean 'cat'.
Yeah but the reference wouldnt be there at that point
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Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 18, 2014, 08:59:41 am
Oh well. If you've only eaten one you can always send the rest to your kids, Zek.