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Title: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: ngalo1983 on November 15, 2014, 01:50:19 am
A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 15, 2014, 01:58:15 am
Thanks for supporting the UNPF
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: Tupac Shakur on November 15, 2014, 01:59:13 am
Wanna see a magic trick with a 100 dollar bill? Then you take the bill and promptly run off
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: starvingniglet on November 15, 2014, 02:08:30 am
What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

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Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: Daran on November 15, 2014, 03:54:50 am
Back in my hometown there was a homeless guy with a sign that said something to the effect of "Light a blunt up and put your shades on so the cops can't see you" but more poetic. I gave him a few buds.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: delerium on November 15, 2014, 04:42:43 am
A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

My sign was "Life lacks direction, need money for a compass". I got enough money to keep myself inside at net cafes most of the day. Stupid shit. Just think of something that's interesting. That's the seed, eh? God though... mine is taking a while to grow. But I s'pose trees are like that. I probably could have done better, but I was well chuffed with what I'd done and figured it'd suffice for my needs at the time. Bigger needs now. I'm going to have to rethink my style.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: baby raper on November 15, 2014, 07:22:37 am
Funny because he prolly makes decent skrilla with that line. When I hit walmart parkinglot with my carkeys in hand and a redneck accent I make a dollar a minute damn near.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: Soso0 on November 15, 2014, 07:37:57 am
I would of tipped the black homeless guy too, that was too creative
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: mashleshmash on November 15, 2014, 08:20:17 am
A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

My sign was "Life lacks direction, need money for a compass". I got enough money to keep myself inside at net cafes most of the day. Stupid shit. Just think of something that's interesting. That's the seed, eh? God though... mine is taking a while to grow. But I s'pose trees are like that. I probably could have done better, but I was well chuffed with what I'd done and figured it'd suffice for my needs at the time. Bigger needs now. I'm going to have to rethink my style.

LITTLE WOMAN

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Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: Jakos on November 15, 2014, 06:52:30 pm
Where I live there's a well known bum who is also a black elvis impersonator. eh's a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: baby raper on November 15, 2014, 07:51:12 pm
A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: carltino on November 16, 2014, 07:45:24 am
   My sign said "need money for evil plan"....with plan satched out and the word food written under it.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: ed rush on November 16, 2014, 08:44:44 am
A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.

No you don't.
Title: Re: A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....
Post by: baby raper on November 16, 2014, 08:51:57 am
A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.

No you don't.
hot chicks are the easiest believe it or not... (redneck accent) excuse me maam do yall think you might be able to throw a dollar in my tank...i been out here an hour aint nobody helpin tis quite embarassing but its what i gotta do right bout now. 


 i be at walmart parkinlot like 6 days a week gaining . been in this streetwalk game of veterans for years nikka.