The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: millionsofdeadcats on September 01, 2014, 08:23:05 pm
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I have a story to tell him.
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dont know, xD :P
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Ramfuk
He is out giving others a basic understanding of geometry.
Ramfuk
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Is OP mmmQ?
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Is OP mmmQ?
I hope not I liked the name mmmmmmmQ better
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Maybe he's somewhere mmmmmmMAsturbating?
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Is OP mmmQ?
I hope not I liked the name mmmmmmmQ better
This new username is way, way better.
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Fuck dat nigga dey call 'Michael Myers'.
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Fuck dat nigga dey call 'Michael Myers'.
If you say his name three times on Halloween some random 18 year old will show up, pull down your pants, locate your shrink and give it a pleasurable feeling.
If you say his name four times, he kisses you on the forehead.
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If I say it five times, will you suck my cock?
Michael Myers
Michael Myers
Michael Myers
Michael Myers
Michael Myers
*unzip*
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Not only that, I will stick a finger up your asshole.
/holds finger steady/
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I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away
NOT the real mQ
:smug:
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Ramfuk
If you say 'mQ' enough times he will show you what he keeps under his hat
Ramfuk
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Where is mmmQ and where is his third act of the Zoklet opera?-
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I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away
NOT the real mQ
:smug:
This. I wonder if he's made the switch yet
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I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away
NOT the real mQ
:smug:
You guys think I am trying to impersonate MQ, by making a thread called 'Where is MQ'? I want to know, where is he? I have something to tell him about one day when I was walking to the mailbox. In the ditch parallel to the road there was....well I will wait for him to get here before I finish this.
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I can spot a real mQ post from a mile away
NOT the real mQ
:smug:
You guys think I am trying to impersonate MQ, by making a thread called 'Where is MQ'? I want to know, where is he? I have something to tell him about one day when I was walking to the mailbox. In the ditch parallel to the road there was....well I will wait for him to get here before I finish this.
I can shoot him a message on Zoklet if you want me to.
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Maybe he's somewhere mmmmmmMAsturbating?
Is that you HB?
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Maybe he's somewhere mmmmmmMAsturbating?
Is that you HB?
Yes that's hairy ballicker.
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I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
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I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
Hai!!
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One day when I was walking to the mailbox, in the ditch parallel to the road, there was this dead cat. It had been hit by a car, and must have been flung into the ditch by the force of the impact. But there was only half of the cat, and I could not find the other half. Instead, just behind the front legs, was nothing but a mass of wormlike, rotted red flesh, indistinguishable from any semblance of its former shape. The cats eyes were open and glassy, and its tongue was swollen and protruded obscenely from its partially opened mouth.
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I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
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you're actually kind of a faggot
would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging
jesus, son
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Ramfuk
Sploo makes creepy noises with his mouth
Ramfuk
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I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
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you're actually kind of a faggot
would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging
jesus, son
not only did I aggressively sigh every time another inmate wanted to tell me story, I also kitty-clapped right in their face. now post about synthesizing numeric quadrants of spice or shet the feck ep
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I was contemplating choosing a new username but realized that would be a poor idea. anyway millions of dead cats *sigh*, what's your story?
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you're actually kind of a faggot
would you say "*sigh* what's your story" when you were in prison for check forging
jesus, son
Heh I bet you the five hundred bucks I have in my pocket that MQ would knock the fuck out of you in real life, sploo.
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dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)
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dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)
I don't kill cats specifically, but I have seen a freaking million dead ones, almost a new one every day.
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dont let this guy near me i dont wanna be number 1,000,001 (!)
I don't kill cats specifically, but I have seen a freaking million dead ones, almost a new one every day.
when i die will you come to my open catsket funeral to add me to the list?
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588832/Dead-pets-society-Animals-look-like-sleeping-touching-photographs-meant-help-owners-deal-loss.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588832/Dead-pets-society-Animals-look-like-sleeping-touching-photographs-meant-help-owners-deal-loss.html)
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*deadcats = crazymike. Got it.
Would thank ChinaCat's post if I could.
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F*** Y**, M****** M****.
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F*** Y**, M****** M****.
I will bend you over and make that ass clap, filthy faggot.
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A schoolkid told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move”
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One day I was driving down a busy two lane road during 'rush hour', going the speed limit and everything, and this dachshund ran right underneath my front tires. I heard that 'thump crunch' sound of the dog being destroyed physically. I looked back in the rearview and briefly saw it using its front legs to crawl off the road, dragging its body. Simultaneously it began making the wierdest 'yap/squeal' noise I had ever heard, and it was loud as fuck. I had ran over the back half of the dog, and that crunch noise was its pelvis being crushed.
I saw people standing around on the sidewalk and in their yards, so I figured that someone would help the damn thing. I couldn't really stop because I was on my way to work, and traffic was bumper to bumper so I just kept driving. Some guy behind me saw the whole thing, and he drove into the oncoming traffic lane to bring his window next to mine. "Hey-HEY!" he yelled. "I saw what you did and I am calling the cops!" He was furious, his face red and distorted. I swear I even saw him drooling with rage. I shrugged at him and yelled back 'What am I supposed to do?'
He kept yelling at me, so as soon as we broke free from traffic, I got all road-raged out and pulled up to his window myself. "Pull over, motherfucker! Pull the fuck over!" I was going to fight the guy, I guess I just lost it. I felt bad enough about hitting the dog, and now this prick wants to play hero. I whipped my car into the nearest parking lot and jumped out, all ready to fuck this guy up, but he just drove away.
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oh my goodness. it happened :(