The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 01:45:49 am
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before then I loved people...
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find her and dabble in her entrails
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(http://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/I-know-that-feel-bro-blank.jpg)
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Who? You mean that one Maria girl you wanted me to draw a picture of?
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No, but she has the same initials
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Good thing my IQ is so high, otherwise I'd kill myself.
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Just drive up to the school tomorrow and punch her really hard.
Will make you feel like a man
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LOL, I imagine Slooge sitting in the basement for weeks on end, connecting wires to thumb tacks that are embedded into maps on the walls. Chain smoking Marlboro's, coffee cups and red bull cans strewn all over the place, trying to find the algorithm for when the girl comes outside next, pausing only long enough to clear a hit of synthetic cannibus from a punctured energy drink can.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLV7lGbmT4
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LOL, I imagine Slooge sitting in the basement for weeks on end, connecting wires to thumb tacks that are embedded into maps on the walls. Chain smoking Marlboro's, coffee cups and red bull cans strewn all over the place, trying to find the algorithm for when the girl comes outside next, pausing only long enough to clear a hit of synthetic cannibus from a punctured energy drink can.
true sploo true spirit.
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tfw maria was my fake girlfriend in 7th grade that I bragged about until everyone found out she never existed and from then on I was green day song fake girlfriend named maria dxm clusterfuck
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I actually had a girlfriend in 7th or 8th grade named Maria.
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Man there was this girl named Maria in Jr High who everyone called "bowler" for some reason, I think because she had shoes that looked like bowling shoes or something. She was gross and had buck teeth which suited her last name so people made fun of her for that too. Her cousin was alright lookin tho and my buddy tried to get with her and failed, lol
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ITT: Mexicans