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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: fuckeverything on November 10, 2014, 02:17:50 am

Title: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: fuckeverything on November 10, 2014, 02:17:50 am: Swim wanted to steal shut from peoples yards, specifically bikes, how should swim go about this?
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 02:19:11 am: 1) go at night
2) take bike
3) ride away
4)pawnshop bike on another town (NOT THE ONE YOU STOLE IT FROM)
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: Bewbees on November 10, 2014, 04:19:14 am: Why not get bolt cutters and steal bikes left over night at schools
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: bling bling on November 10, 2014, 10:19:08 am: bling bling back yard dash

1 minute to take everything
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: -SpectraL on November 10, 2014, 11:20:25 am: Instead of stealing from the back yard, it would be a much worse idea to steal THE back yard. Then you could sell it on E-Bay...

FOR SALE:

One (1) backyard. Comes with vegetable garden, clothesline, grass (some limited browning in spots), bird feeder and wooden fence/gate (slightly damaged). No deliveries... must pick up.
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: WhiteCollarCriminal on November 10, 2014, 10:05:27 pm: Gather all the stuff from their yard then put it on the curb. Now you can take it legally because its trash.
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: -SpectraL on November 10, 2014, 10:15:14 pm: Quote from: WhiteCollarCriminal on November 10, 2014, 10:05:27 pm
Gather all the stuff from their yard then put it on the curb. Now you can take it legally because its trash.

Two-Step Yard Removal.
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: RedPepper on November 12, 2014, 03:15:12 am: You need a partner to do the two-step yard removal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjifumRk3Q
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 20, 2014, 02:02:35 am: another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: General Fault on November 20, 2014, 05:08:20 am: Quote from: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 20, 2014, 02:02:35 am
another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.

You would admit to driving one of those pieces of shit? Kill yourself now.
Title: Re: stealing from peoples yards
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 21, 2014, 04:49:11 am: Quote from: General Fault on November 20, 2014, 05:08:20 am
Quote from: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 20, 2014, 02:02:35 am
another thought is to get a conversion van or pick-up and steal people's fancy electric grills while they sleep.

You would admit to driving one of those pieces of shit? Kill yourself now.

nobody admitted anything. hang yourself in public.