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Title: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 01:36:29 am

Like you saw there mom bend over so u go bust a chunky load in like 30second in there downstairs bathroom?

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 01:38:03 am

Not necessary I explode in my pant the moment I see anything sexually related so is not necessary

I think is called premature ejcaaulation

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: bling bling on November 10, 2014, 02:21:28 am

i tried but his mom sed no

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 02:27:46 am

Quote from: bling bling on November 10, 2014, 02:21:28 am

i tried but his mom sed no

since when does bling listen to women.

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: joe camel on November 10, 2014, 02:32:24 am

Once i was doing community service at the church i go to and went to the bathroom and fapped while thinking about anal w the pastors wife.

My life is fucked up.

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: Bewbees on November 10, 2014, 02:57:39 am

I jack off at friends houses all the time, i think its why i dont get invited back.

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Post by: bling bling on November 10, 2014, 02:59:51 am

Quote from: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 02:27:46 am

Quote from: bling bling on November 10, 2014, 02:21:28 am

i tried but his mom sed no

since when does bling listen to women.

WE tried to fuck but his dad sed no

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: Σ on November 10, 2014, 03:12:30 am

One time i tried to jack my friends house off real quick does that count?

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 03:50:38 am

Yes, with reason.  We wanted to see if my sperm would light up under LED lights.  It didn't really.  But I was on his dirty ass bathroom floor fapping to a magazine of drew barrymore.

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: zok jr. on November 10, 2014, 03:31:51 pm

Why would it be chunky is that like a dietary thing?

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: RisiR on November 10, 2014, 03:41:04 pm

I did jerk it at - at least - 3 of buddies' places. Multiple times.

I could tell you some pretty fucked up stories about me jerking off at my buddies' places, lol.

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 03:54:28 pm

*meth

Title: Re: ever have to go jack off real quick at a friends house?
Post by: helladamnleet on November 11, 2014, 03:06:36 pm

Yeah, a lot of times. Especially at this one friend who had a SUPER hot mom's house because she'd leave bras and panties all over the main bathroom. I swear she's the reason I started jacking off at 8