The Sanctuary

Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:08:40 am

Title: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:08:40 am
I realized I don't talk to anyone online anymore. I can't tell people in real life about the fucked up shit I believe in for this reason:

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4348

so I need someone to talk to as the real Enter. Someone to share my evil plans with and bounce ideas off of.

Now you will need a few things to fill this position:

1) A skype account
2) Being online the majority of the time
3) A tough skin (I may need to use you for cathartic rage -- my last friend, HTS Noob, the pussy ginger bitch, couldn't handle this one because I kept trying to convince him to kill himself)

POST YOUR RESUMES IN THIS THREAD AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 06:11:22 am
bounce ideas off of

gay
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 08, 2014, 06:12:31 am
next
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 06:13:34 am
I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:16:59 am
I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.

You clearly want this, mashleshmash. How about it? I think we'd make a great team.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:30:03 am
how the fuck has no one jumped on this yet

you literally get to be best friends with me, enter. ME!

ENTER!

THE EVIL GENIUS MASTERMIND

THE MOST INTERESTING MEMBER ON THIS SHIT HOLE

JESUS CHRIST
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 06:33:39 am
You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....

Are you lonely?
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:40:30 am
You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....

Are you lonely?

I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 06:43:40 am
splooge is on, he will be your friend
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 06:44:25 am
I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.

I can't read, it's true

my shameful secret is revealed

you have cut right to the heart of my vulnerability

and now everyone knows my weakness

merchants will cheat me

and folks will post open insults about me that I will never fathom

also, fuck you
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 06:58:29 am
We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Arnox on November 08, 2014, 06:59:30 am
Oh! Pick me!

(http://i74.servimg.com/u/f74/14/26/98/51/ohikno10.jpg)
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 07:00:50 am
Oh! Pick me!

you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'

 :psych:
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 07:05:16 am
We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

lol what? Name one lie.

I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 07:05:40 am
Oh! Pick me!

you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'

 :psych:

I bet he'd like to enter a dragon.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Arnox on November 08, 2014, 08:09:57 am
I bet he'd like to enter a dragon.

Mmmmmmm... I'd like to enter you bby.

(http://i74.servimg.com/u/f74/14/26/98/51/14095910.png)
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 08:33:18 am
We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

lol what? Name one lie.

I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.

You told me you were rich.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 09:35:25 am
We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

lol what? Name one lie.

I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.

You told me you were rich.

How the fuck is that a lie? You half nigger or something? Being rich is unbelievable to you?
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: equanimity on November 08, 2014, 04:55:17 pm
You told me you were trans and the only reason you were mean to everyone was because you couldn't come to terms with it.  That was years ago...
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 05:04:37 pm
We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

lol what? Name one lie.

I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.

You told me you were rich.

How the fuck is that a lie? You half nigger or something? Being rich is unbelievable to you?

You went on talking about your mansion and maids...dumb shit.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Enter on November 09, 2014, 12:51:28 am
Hmm. I must start writing my lies down.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: jerome on November 14, 2014, 03:08:06 am
enter will you be my friend even though you hate females. we can hate women together, including myself.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: Flowerz on November 14, 2014, 03:40:23 am
I can't tell if the op is serious or not but I lolled anyways.
Title: Re: Who wants to be Enter's best friend?
Post by: splooge gook on November 14, 2014, 03:58:34 am
I can't tell if the op is serious or not but I lolled anyways.

The OP is serious.