The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 06:08:40 am
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I realized I don't talk to anyone online anymore. I can't tell people in real life about the fucked up shit I believe in for this reason:
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4348
so I need someone to talk to as the real Enter. Someone to share my evil plans with and bounce ideas off of.
Now you will need a few things to fill this position:
1) A skype account
2) Being online the majority of the time
3) A tough skin (I may need to use you for cathartic rage -- my last friend, HTS Noob, the pussy ginger bitch, couldn't handle this one because I kept trying to convince him to kill himself)
POST YOUR RESUMES IN THIS THREAD AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
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bounce ideas off of
gay
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next
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I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.
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I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.
You clearly want this, mashleshmash. How about it? I think we'd make a great team.
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how the fuck has no one jumped on this yet
you literally get to be best friends with me, enter. ME!
ENTER!
THE EVIL GENIUS MASTERMIND
THE MOST INTERESTING MEMBER ON THIS SHIT HOLE
JESUS CHRIST
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You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....
Are you lonely?
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You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....
Are you lonely?
I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.
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splooge is on, he will be your friend
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I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.
I can't read, it's true
my shameful secret is revealed
you have cut right to the heart of my vulnerability
and now everyone knows my weakness
merchants will cheat me
and folks will post open insults about me that I will never fathom
also, fuck you
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We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
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Oh! Pick me!
(http://i74.servimg.com/u/f74/14/26/98/51/ohikno10.jpg)
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Oh! Pick me!
you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'
:psych:
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We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
lol what? Name one lie.
I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.
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Oh! Pick me!
you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'
:psych:
I bet he'd like to enter a dragon.
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I bet he'd like to enter a dragon.
Mmmmmmm... I'd like to enter you bby.
(http://i74.servimg.com/u/f74/14/26/98/51/14095910.png)
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We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
lol what? Name one lie.
I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.
You told me you were rich.
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We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
lol what? Name one lie.
I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.
You told me you were rich.
How the fuck is that a lie? You half nigger or something? Being rich is unbelievable to you?
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You told me you were trans and the only reason you were mean to everyone was because you couldn't come to terms with it. That was years ago...
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We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.
lol what? Name one lie.
I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.
You told me you were rich.
How the fuck is that a lie? You half nigger or something? Being rich is unbelievable to you?
You went on talking about your mansion and maids...dumb shit.
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Hmm. I must start writing my lies down.
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enter will you be my friend even though you hate females. we can hate women together, including myself.
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I can't tell if the op is serious or not but I lolled anyways.
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I can't tell if the op is serious or not but I lolled anyways.
The OP is serious.