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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: mark311 on November 07, 2014, 06:07:33 pm

Title: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: mark311 on November 07, 2014, 06:07:33 pm
At the end of the month it's my ten year high school reunion and I'm trying to come up with some lulzy shit to do. It's being held at a decent restaurant/bar but the one downfall is that the county police station is literally across the street so I can't do anything too bad.

Any ideas? Should drunk mark make his epic return? I need some lulzy ideas
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: Teessider on November 07, 2014, 06:09:17 pm
Drunk mark should with out a doubt make a return.

Shit in the punch bowl and walk around with your dick out. Insult everyone.
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:10:03 pm
I think you just showing up will be sufficient
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: RestStop on November 07, 2014, 06:17:00 pm
buy/steal a wheelchair and pretend to be mute/crazy/fucked up for like the first half of the gathering, then boom! Get up and start acting normal...
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 07:04:47 pm
Quote from: RestStop on November 07, 2014, 06:17:00 pm
buy/steal a wheelchair and pretend to be mute/crazy/fucked up for like the first half of the gathering, then boom! Get up and start acting normal...
No no, get up and start acting drunk mark.  :tup:
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: MoaningLisa on November 07, 2014, 07:08:45 pm
rent a Ferrari and show up with a hooker
Title: Re: How should I ruin my high school reunion?
Post by: joe camel on November 07, 2014, 07:19:54 pm
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 07, 2014, 07:08:45 pm
rent a Ferrari and show up with a hooker

Dont forget to be super coked up too