The Sanctuary
Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: baby raper on November 04, 2014, 01:11:40 am
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Its already chapped to shit and I plugged eight ccc's and I shit morr blood than usual with no psycoactive effect. Time for a mothwash enema
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youre not using enough. stuff a gallon or so up there. once its in make sure you use a giant butt plug to keep it from shitting out
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I just shit moar blood I might have to go hospital
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hello i am a doctor that needs to check your ., anal area, you need to take pictures and send them to me.
first you need to take laxatives all day long, dont have a bowel movement for a week. then got an newspaper and lay it on the carpet in front of your animals if you have a dog or cat, if not, your family members or an audiance. Shit on the newspaper, and all over everything, dont forget the tv and the ceiling fan, so now whoever is watching should of taken pictures by now.
spread your buttcheeks apart and move the ass hairs to the side.
take close up pictures of that butthole,
but i usually call it the chocolate starfish.
oh and dont throw that shit on the newspaper away, it needs to stay on the carpet for 5 weeks before you need to eat it
you may have anal cancer,
get me the pictures quick
you need to finger your butthole everyday
for an hour as prescribed. done use lb lube
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I just shit moar blood I might have to go hospital
Dont worry...you probably just have an anal fistula from jamming something up your asshole in the wrong direction. Its nothing serious
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Umm are you sure it's not just red dye? I gave myself a robo enema once (don't recommend) and my poop was red for days.
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Wtf is wrong with you people? Plugging cough syrup? Come on.
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DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING WELL KNOWN ABOUT EROWID ENTRY ABOUT THE GUY PLUGGING COUGH SIZZRP AND HIS ASSHOLE TO BLEAD?
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=16566
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DIDN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING WELL KNOWN ABOUT EROWID ENTRY ABOUT THE GUY PLUGGING COUGH SIZZRP AND HIS ASSHOLE TO BLEAD?
https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=16566
oh fuck
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(http://i.imgur.com/42LpHOR.jpg)
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Im scared to shit cuz if its bloody im goin tp tha er and I know this chick who is a nurse and shes gonna find out bout my antics
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tell her you stole her dildo and get her to fuck you in the ass and bleed out like that mr. hands guy, sounds like you're already gay you just associate cocks with triple Cs like some Freudian bullshit
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Ok I just shit hella blood if it happens again im really going. I skipped this mornings mouthwash enema to give some time to heal but now im withdrawling bad. Will the doctor be able to guess that iv been plugging evrything that has alcohol from jand sanitizer to cologne
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Ok I just shit hella blood if it happens again im really going. I skipped this mornings mouthwash enema to give some time to heal but now im withdrawling bad. Will the doctor be able to guess that iv been plugging evrything that has alcohol from jand sanitizer to cologne
Nice pun
No. Just tell him you've been constipated and were giving yourself frequent enemas made out of shit *cough* you found the idea for online
If you're a bad liar he will know
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Ok I just shit hella blood if it happens again im really going. I skipped this mornings mouthwash enema to give some time to heal but now im withdrawling bad. Will the doctor be able to guess that iv been plugging evrything that has alcohol from jand sanitizer to cologne
Nice pun
No. Just tell him you've been constipated and were giving yourself frequent enemas made out of shit *cough* you found the idea for online
If you're a bad liar he will know
what pun
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you guys are seriously plugging cough syrup?
wow. time to revive that 'just degenerate things' thread