The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: paigehasrabiess on November 03, 2014, 12:37:54 pm
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So SWIM and her friend were carhopping at a walmart around 2am this morning. Everything was going normally, they found an unlocked Toyota and hopped in and shut the doors. They rummaged through the car for about a minute and upon finding nothing of interested decided to hop out.
FUCK. there's no door handles on either of their doors. There is a small piece of string attached to one of the places where the handles should be. SWIM pulls on it, it breaks. FUCK.
Try back doors, no handles on them either. This is the jankiest car known to man. One can only assume this guy constantly keeps his windows rolled down so he can open it from the outside.
So SWIM and friend panic for a minute or two trying to find a way out, before finally crawling into the trunk and pulling the emergency escape latch.
Karma is a bitch.
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shitty
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LoLz it would have been funnier than shit if they found you guys in there still by the time they came out!
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Potential child molester vehicle. I'd have set it on fire just to be sure.
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Potential child molester vehicle. I'd have set it on fire just to be sure.
/serial killer. No way in hell ALL the inside door handles broke off by accident. That's just creepy thinking about it.
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this guy constantly keeps his windows rolled down so he can open it from the outside
but yet....they weren't rolled down this time were they?
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Potential child molester vehicle. I'd have set it on fire just to be sure.
/serial killer. No way in hell ALL the inside door handles broke off by accident. That's just creepy thinking about it.
Nah, all the pros know to disconnect the trunk emergency escape latch.
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fun fact, it is illegal to remove the emergency release in the trunk...at least it is in Texas. I had a snafu when my 1968 Delta 88 didn't have one, and the dipshit at the inspection station didn't know that wasn't ALWAYS a law.
Japanese interiors don't do well in the heat, especially '90s ones...we had a '90 infinity, and EVERYTHING in the interior was broken. handles also like to break under normal stress.
also OP, I can get you a slim jim through my tool supplier if you are serious. locked cars always have better shit in them.
I can also teach you to disable the alarm.
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I'd be interested in what you have to say about disabling the alarm
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I'd be interested in what you have to say about disabling the alarm x2
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also OP, I can get you a slim jim through my tool supplier if you are serious. locked cars always have better shit in them.
I can also teach you to disable the alarm.
You offer some highschool girl to get her tools to break into cars from your tool supplier. Online.
I don't know. That seems retarded. Are you retarded?
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Slim jims are legal so i dont see why not other than being an out dated method. Steal a door wedge and a car antenna and your good for most cars.
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You offer some highschool girl to get her tools to break into cars from your tool supplier. Online.
I don't know. That seems retarded. Are you retarded?
I swear to god you are one of the stupidest motherfuckers on this site. if you don't know what you are talking about, keep quiet.
slim jims are not illegal to buy, or own. its a tool. reposessors and lock smiths use them all the time. they are fairly outdated and are not readily available at auto stores/retail tool suppliers.
however, if you are caught with one just walking around, it is considered a burglary tool, and you WILL get in trouble for that. ninja rocks fall into this category as well
disabling the alarm-I will do a proper write up sooner or later, along with 3 and 6 wire ignition systems, but in short you are going to find the fuse block and pull one of 3 fuses. there are faster ways if you are not stealing the car.
you do have to know up from down on a car, and have pliers or a screwdriver.
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I said that seems retarded not that I know anything about car theft.
She's like 16, dude. You are retarded.
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and? I knew how this shit worked when I was 15, its really not that complicated. she knows the risk, I'm merely providing knowledge. isn't that the whole idea of totse?
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I don't know. I'm just saying you're retarded.
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and? I knew how this shit worked when I was 15, its really not that complicated. she knows the risk, I'm merely providing knowledge. isn't that the whole idea of totse?
A tutorial on how to locate and disable satellite trackers like lojack? plz? Without jammers, or with a quality source for quality jammers?
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