The Sanctuary

Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 12:22:05 pm

Title: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: bling bling on October 28, 2014, 12:22:05 pm
http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2014/10/16/mum-calls-police-after-spotting-crocodile-in-her-garden-plymouth/?ncid=edlinkukpare00000668

buy alot to 20 billion inflatable crocodile

throw 1/3 into the sea at high tide

throw 1/3 into random peoples gardens

if you haave any left over fill them with heilium/hydrogen/TATP (did i get that right wdf im not so good on my minerals)

???

ps when ur in the ppls gardens make sure u rob any good things u see and bring them to me
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 01:56:51 pm
Sooo....whos paying for this brilliant idea?
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 02:18:23 pm
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: GothicSeraph on October 28, 2014, 02:22:40 pm
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'


(http://i.imgur.com/5RrnlXp.gif)
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 02:26:10 pm
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'


(http://i.imgur.com/5RrnlXp.gif)
Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: GothicSeraph on October 28, 2014, 02:41:03 pm
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'


(http://i.imgur.com/5RrnlXp.gif)
Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.

But Gator tail is fucking awesome! Theres a gator farm about 20 min from my house and fried tail is delicious.

Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 02:43:47 pm
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'


(http://i.imgur.com/5RrnlXp.gif)
Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.

But Gator tail is fucking awesome! Theres a gator farm about 20 min from my house and fried tail is delicious.
Good for you. Wanna cookie?
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: Infinityshock on October 28, 2014, 03:46:51 pm
I passed a dead one on the road a few days ago. Its probably still there if someone wants some road kill for supper
Title: Re: the day the crocodiles took over
Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 29, 2014, 07:09:05 am
I passed a dead one on the road a few days ago. Its probably still there if someone wants some road kill for supper
I wouldn't mind it,